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Old 05-20-2015, 01:54 PM
Auburn Fan 02xlt 2wd Auburn Fan 02xlt 2wd is offline
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I'm just confused as to how all of this is so hard. You literally weedeat or fix the bunkers or cut some grass. Took him almost 3 hours to learn how to do the easiest job on the course. And of course I was the one having to teach him
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Old 05-20-2015, 02:02 PM
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I'm just confused as to how all of this is so hard. You literally weedeat or fix the bunkers or cut some grass. Took him almost 3 hours to learn how to do the easiest job on the course. And of course I was the one having to teach him
You'd be surprised how some simple, common sense things can be incredibly difficult for these morons.
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Old 05-21-2015, 08:57 PM
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Finally got another interview thank god but the state shoot is this weekend and prom and ah

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Old 05-22-2015, 09:29 AM
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Ohhh yeah...when a back massage turns into her sliding that ass up in the air.

Gonna be a good day...
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Old 05-22-2015, 04:28 PM
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some bastard stole a bunch of flowers I planted the other day at work. and it was right in view of a security camara but guess what? they don't work! I spent over an hour on that planter bed alone making a nice, symmetrical design with a good variety of plants and it doesn't even make the end of the day without some dick pulling half of them out.
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Old 05-22-2015, 08:53 PM
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some bastard stole a bunch of flowers I planted the other day at work. and it was right in view of a security camara but guess what? they don't work! I spent over an hour on that planter bed alone making a nice, symmetrical design with a good variety of plants and it doesn't even make the end of the day without some dick pulling half of them out.
lol who steals flowers???
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Old 05-22-2015, 09:10 PM
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lol who steals flowers???
Kids who were never spanked
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Old 05-23-2015, 05:47 AM
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Kids who were never spanked
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Old 05-23-2015, 07:33 PM
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HA so I got a text from the chief of the public safety department a few minutes ago, they caught the flower bandit! this time he stole 2 more flowers and 4 pails of mulch right from the planter at the main entrance... which means he was on a WORKING camara!

here's the kicker... it's a guy in his mid 50's who drives a brand new Mercedes and lives near the back of the community. and he is an outright douche (delt with him before, stole shrubs from his neighbors yard, firewood from a 75 year old lady up the road from his house and even someone's cat) so it's no surprise. I guess to afford a Mercedes all you have to do is steal everything else you want.
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Old 05-27-2015, 01:21 PM
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Lol. So, my buddy is in a near sexless marriage and we were talking about getting enough cardio.

His wife was raised mormon and refuses ( literally ) to do anything other than lay on her back like a plank.

I told him "I get a ton of cardio and frequently". He says, "well, it has to be at least 15 minutes for it to be affective"

I just stopped, looked him in the eye and said, "yeah, and?"

He looked so ashamed. He's one of those one pump chumps with how seldom he does anything.

I hope he gets the balls to leave that **** someday. He's filled out divorce papers before it's so bad. Obviously other issues than the no sack time.
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Old 05-27-2015, 01:23 PM
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Lol. So, my buddy is in a near sexless marriage and we were talking about getting enough cardio. His wife was raised mormon and refuses ( literally ) to do anything other than lay on her back like a plank. I told him "I get a ton of cardio and frequently". He says, "well, it has to be at least 15 minutes for it to be affective" I just stopped, looked him in the eye and said, "yeah, and?" He looked so ashamed. He's one of those one pump chumps with how seldom he does anything. I hope he gets the balls to leave that **** someday. He's filled out divorce papers before it's so bad. Obviously other issues than the no sack time.
Tell him to sneak it in the butt & hang on. That will get her moving.
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Old 05-27-2015, 01:30 PM
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Tell him to sneak it in the butt & hang on. That will get her moving.
With the size of her thighs, he can't get very close.
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Old 05-27-2015, 01:34 PM
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With the size of her thighs, he can't get very close.
Well then. I guess he needs to use his imagination while she stares at the ceiling and prays.
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Old 05-27-2015, 01:43 PM
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Well then. I guess he needs to use his imagination while she stares at the ceiling and prays.
I think his imagination is running dry. Oy yeah, she got PISSED when she found out he was looking at porn. Lol

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When I was still talking to her I would poke jabs about sex positions being the reason for different sexes of babies.

I'm sure she's unaware I know of her planking procedure, but I would just say "well, I have 2 boys and you have 2 girls. Just sayin."

Lol
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Old 06-12-2015, 08:11 PM
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Ughhh!!!!

Stop hurting sciatic!

You son of a bitch!
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