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Old 01-16-2014, 04:46 PM
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So if I beat his ass I pull my dick out, dick slap him, then tea bag him? Corect?
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Old 01-16-2014, 04:46 PM
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No because he won't want to touch you if your dick is out. So as long as it's out he shouldn't attack you. The point of pulling out your dick and shaking it violently is to make him think there's something wrong with you so he'll leave you alone. Nobody fucks with a crazy guy with his dick out.
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Old 01-16-2014, 04:55 PM
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No because he won't want to touch you if your dick is out. So as long as it's out he shouldn't attack you. The point of pulling out your dick and shaking it violently is to make him think there's something wrong with you so he'll leave you alone. Nobody fucks with a crazy guy with his dick out.
unless he swings the other way secretly. Then you're fucked, maybe literally depending on his size
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Old 01-16-2014, 04:57 PM
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unless he swings the other way secretly. Then you're fucked, maybe literally depending on his size
True. I hadn't thought about this side of it.

Maybe those are the type of situations you hear about from time to time where some guy cuts off his dick and throws it at somebody.

Maybe you should try that Dkm Mike
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Old 01-16-2014, 05:08 PM
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Well this thread took an interesting turn :S
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Old 01-16-2014, 06:55 PM
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Well this thread took an interesting turn :S
It really did. Grab the popcorn!
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Old 01-17-2014, 07:09 AM
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But do I still whip my dick out like they recommended?
Only if you don't value your dignity, or mind being labeled a fag. Best bet would be to get in good with his girl, and then take a pic of your boy in his girlfriends mouth, then show the pic to him after you beat his ass. That's the way we do it over here. Ultimate pwnment.
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Old 01-17-2014, 07:26 AM
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Well this thread took an interesting turn :S
lol! tis the vent thread lol, if you can't smack talk here, where can you haha!

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Only if you don't value your dignity, or mind being labeled a fag. Best bet would be to get in good with his girl, and then take a pic of your boy in his girlfriends mouth, then show the pic to him after you beat his ass. That's the way we do it over here. Ultimate pwnment.
or a video lol!
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Old 01-17-2014, 02:50 PM
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Only if you don't value your dignity, or mind being labeled a fag. Best bet would be to get in good with his girl, and then take a pic of your boy in his girlfriends mouth, then show the pic to him after you beat his ass. That's the way we do it over here. Ultimate pwnment.
fuck his mom, even better.
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Old 01-17-2014, 11:01 PM
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This thread right now lol
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Old 01-17-2014, 11:09 PM
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This thread right now lol
This was some good reading before sleep lol!
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Old 01-17-2014, 11:33 PM
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This was some good reading before sleep lol!
Lol indeed
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:39 AM
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Lol indeed
Got a bigger pic of your avatar? Can't read it on my phone lol. Clint Eastwood is the best.
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Old 01-19-2014, 12:59 PM
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Got a bigger pic of your avatar? Can't read it on my phone lol. Clint Eastwood is the best.
But of course ;-)
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Old 01-20-2014, 10:40 AM
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But of course ;-)
Awesome lol
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