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Old 06-16-2012, 09:50 AM
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Today I bought groceries, since my mom managed to spend all of her grocery money last week on crap like cookies and chocolate bars.

The total bill came to $74 just for her food. $20 of that was junk food, such as donuts and cookies. Problem with that, is that she'll eat all of that before Monday rolls around, and so Tuesday-Friday she'll be complaining about how she doesn't have any snacks to eat.

Meanwhile, when I go grocery shopping for myself tomorrow, my shopping cart will contain 4 packages of ready mix potatoes, 3 packages of assorted beef, breads, water, dish soap, and laundry soap. I hope to god that will get me through until I get paid on Friday, because I need to keep at least $40 for gas this week.

I hope she enjoys munching on her fat ass foods, because there's a good chance I won't have shit to eat come Thursday.

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Old 06-16-2012, 10:45 AM
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Today I bought groceries, since my mom managed to spend all of her grocery money last week on crap.

The total bill came to $74 just for her food. $20 of that was junk food, such as donuts and cookies. Problem with that, is that she'll eat all of that before Monday rolls around, and so Tuesday-Friday she'll be complaining about how she doesn't have any snacks to eat.

Meanwhile, when I go grocery shopping for myself tomorrow, my shopping cart will contain 4 packages of ready mix potatoes, 3 packages of assorted beef, breads, water, dish soap, and laundry soap. I hope to god that will get me through until I get paid on Friday, because I need to keep at least $40 for gas this week.

I hope she enjoys munching on her fat ass foods, because there's a good chance I won't have shit to eat come Thursday.
Defiantly time to move out. That sucks man.

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Old 06-16-2012, 10:46 AM
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Defiantly time to move out. That sucks man.

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Old 06-16-2012, 12:10 PM
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By any chance are you from nj?
No, Cali.
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Old 06-17-2012, 04:22 PM
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I havent worked on a weekend in months but the weekend we have a ranger meet i work all day sat and sunday...
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Old 07-02-2012, 07:00 AM
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Im tired of everybodys shit! Not just here but every where.

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Old 07-02-2012, 02:00 PM
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hi preston! i got something for you...

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Old 07-02-2012, 07:36 PM
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Sign says 35 i take it at 60 pulled through nice sliding sidways and a truck is in the middle of the road....damn chevy's now its time for a stepside!!
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Old 07-02-2012, 08:35 PM
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Sign says 35 i take it at 60 pulled through nice sliding sidways and a truck is in the middle of the road....damn chevy's now its time for a stepside!!
Lolwut??????

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Old 07-03-2012, 02:25 PM
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Girlfriend says I spend too much money on the truck and not enough time on her. Damn.
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Old 07-03-2012, 02:37 PM
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Girlfriend says I spend too much money on the truck and not enough time on her. Damn.
My girl friend actually believes I love my truck more then her
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Old 07-03-2012, 02:48 PM
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Haha well I know mine is right lol!
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:24 PM
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My ex-gf pulled that shit. I wonder why we're not together anymore.

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Old 07-03-2012, 03:35 PM
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Lmfao!!

She was like you should get rid of lucy (the truck) and I was like
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:41 PM
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I would have looked her in the eye and told her to GTFO. No sex is good enough to stay in a relationship where the girl tells you to get rid of your truck.

Every time you have sex with her, make truck sounds so she thinks you're fantasizing about driving your truck. If she likes to play with your stick, make more engine noises so she thinks she's driving your truck.

If she doesn't gtfo on her own after that, she's a stalker bitch, and you should physically g(her)tfo.
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