The Offical Vent Thread. - Page 198

99rangerguy · #**2956** 08-18-2011, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DadsFordGirl

My neighbor has this god awful vtec civic ricer. He's got it all tricked out... fancy rims, dumb ass stickers, underbody lights. It's gay.
He's got an after market alarm system that is wildly too sensitive.
Every fucking time it storms here... the thunder goes boom and the damn alarm goes off. The fat ass takes ten minutes to amble his way outside to turn it off.

So today, I get home from work, it's about to storm and I had a long day so I lay on the couch with my dog and start to doze off. I'm almost asleep and boom, thunder. The alarm goes off and my dog starts going apey.
It's going to storm here all night.

Looks like I'm getting no sleep tonight.

A couple shots will do the trick (:

Neo · #**2957** 08-18-2011, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 99rangerguy

A couple shots will do the trick (:

Damn straight

99RangerAlfredo · #**2958** 08-18-2011, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimmeh

My neighbor just had a Flowmaster 40 series muffler installed on his truck a few weeks ago. I went over and had a beer with him and was bull shitting, and he told me he got it because he liked the sound of my truck. Now, every time he starts his truck, I think my truck is being started and taking off and I gotta run out and check to make sure (because sometimes my truck is parked in a bad spot and people will move it since I leave the keys in it). I guess I shouldn't vent about it since I am getting exercise

hahaha hey dumaas .... stop leaving the key in the truck and you wouldn't have to worry about it. my stepdad does the same damn thing though ... we have 3 suburbans ... and each time one starts up ... he runs outside with a bb gun ... >.<

its hilarious in the early morning hours when my neighbors start their burbans up he runs outside in his tighty witeys ............ no one wants to see that, Torque ...

DadsFordGirl · #**2959** 08-18-2011, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 99rangerguy

A couple shots will do the trick (:

Good call!

99RangerAlfredo · #**2960** 08-18-2011, 07:47 PM

i'm honestly tired of people "formally letting me know how bitchy i am"
look ... if you don't have an attitude with me ... i have no reason to have an attitude with you ... however if you tell me i'm fugly ... theeeeennnn you can honestly go suck a tailpipe and die. mkay, bye.

Clinton · #**2961** 08-18-2011, 07:48 PM

Oh lord...another rant

99RangerAlfredo · #**2962** 08-18-2011, 07:51 PM

clinton ... i'm totally giving you this face right now ...

LONG HAIR NO CARE BITCHHH

Neo · #**2963** 08-18-2011, 08:03 PM

Lmao!!!!

99RangerAlfredo · #**2964** 08-18-2011, 08:14 PM

^_^ ik ik .... really we're all making the same face the "mom seriously....stop taking pictures" face ... buuuuuut mom messed up the picture so its all shaky...

Fordzilla80 · #**2965** 08-18-2011, 08:18 PM

The kid to the right of Lindsey is like "There's a hot chick right next to me isn't there? Man, my hand and I are gonna have a great time tonight."

99RangerAlfredo · #**2966** 08-18-2011, 08:23 PM

LMFAO conner

the boys stole my king cake ... so i stole their smoothie...

99RangerAlfredo · #**2967** 08-20-2011, 02:40 PM

1 ... MISS AMBER SNYDER ... that baby is not his. its your ex's ...
2 ... MISS AMBER SNYDER ... have you ever once seen me? be it at his house ... at my house ... anywhere ... NO!!! SO BACK THE FUCK UP!
3... MISS AMBER SNYDER ... you and your fugly ass baby can hit the road ... dare you to approach me over bullshit!!!
4... MISS AMBER SNYDER ... you're going to do this all because i wanted to race his S-10 ... fuck you fuck the chevy and fuck that stupid ass baby.

kbye.

Neo · #**2968** 08-20-2011, 02:52 PM

Wow, what's up with that Lindsey? Someone think you after they man? Lll

99RangerAlfredo · #**2969** 08-20-2011, 02:55 PM

apparently. lmfao. i haven't actually seen my neighbor in over a year ... sooo i really don't know where his psycho bitch got this wild and crazy idea from the post on his wall saying "i want to race your s10" because .... i mean ... i don't know how that's flirting ... that's more like i want to see if my truck is faster than yours ... but then again people that go looking for trouble will find it so apparently she thinks she can pick a fight with him over me? but ... i've never met the girl in my life ... i don't know her ... i don't know the baby ... i just know its fugly. i messaged dustin and told him that the last thing i want is to beat his bitch but if she tests me i will. he said not to worry about it and that it was all under control.

so as if i didn't have any more drama in my life ... lets go add fucking baby mama drama.

by the way did i mention he not only deleted the post but deleted his entire facebook for that skank?! ... hahaha!! i would never.

Neo · #**2970** 08-20-2011, 03:06 PM

That dude is a pussy lol and if we get any more baby mama drama, can I film it while you beat the shit out of her? Lmao put a Louisiana whoopin on dat ass