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Old 08-05-2011, 01:37 PM
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lol i literally had to swat his hand every 3-5 minutes ... he'd sit there and touch my belly and ... i don't like to be touched.
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Old 08-05-2011, 01:48 PM
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[quoteI understand your excitement, but be mindful that miscarriages are an awful thing for anyone to go through.][/quote]+1 I am married with a 2 year old son, and this time last year my wife was 4 months pregnant. In fact, we found out we were having a girl. Then, in Sept. at a regular appt. w/o me she found out that she miscarried. Terrible thing to have happen to anyone.
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Old 08-05-2011, 01:51 PM
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^^ My condolences, My friend is 21 weeks preggo right now, and we are hoping and praying she gets to 32 weeks...I know its still not a full term but they have a high % of survival...
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Old 08-05-2011, 02:12 PM
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My condolences, My friend is 21 weeks preggo right now, and we are hoping and praying she gets to 32 weeks...I know its still not a full term but they have a high % of survival...
Thanks. It caught the doctor and us off guard since the first pregnancy was normal. The woman's body has a way of rejecting a fetus (which is what a miscarriage is) when it senses trouble, but to go over 5 months and then die for no apparent reason was devestating. We never did get an accurate explanation of why because the baby was decomposed in the womb, but the doctor said that miscarriage is more common than one would think. The good news is we had a very healthy 1 1/2 year old at the time, and he provided a distraction. The doctor also said that we are not considered high risk, so possibly in the future we can become parents again.
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Old 08-05-2011, 02:14 PM
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hey hey hey hey ... no ... buy her a dildo and let her practice.
lol, I still would never trust a girl to do it. I don't get the same piece of mind that it's done right.
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Old 08-05-2011, 02:15 PM
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what's that supposed to mean? that a girl can't do the same thing a man can?
we're not efficient? seriously ... what if we feel that we can't trust men to put a condom on? hm?
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Old 08-05-2011, 02:23 PM
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what's that supposed to mean? that a girl can't do the same thing a man can?
we're not efficient? seriously ... what if we feel that we can't trust men to put a condom on? hm?
It means that I've been with girls who were so aggressive sexually that they would tear apart the condom trying to put it on quickly.
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Old 08-05-2011, 04:08 PM
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Magnum's man, magnums
Theres your problem....that little guy in your pants is still growing! The damn magnum is so loose the sperm just slips on out! Try a smaller condom "peanut"

ROFLMAO! I just had to get that off my chest
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Old 08-05-2011, 04:34 PM
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What the fuck are you guys using for condoms, saran wrap?
The sad part is one of my buddys used a trash bag to fuck his gf cause he was out of condoms and didnt have any money Hahahah

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Just remember child. buttsex dont make babies. If ur out of condoms or she aint on the pill just put it in her butt. haha

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This is exactly what my plans in life are right now lol
I like your fixed one better. Haha.
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Old 08-05-2011, 05:01 PM
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theres your problem....that little guy in your pants is still growing! The damn magnum is so loose the sperm just slips on out! Try a smaller condom "peanut"

roflmao! I just had to get that off my chest :d
lol!
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Old 08-05-2011, 05:06 PM
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[QUOTE=OhSoLowBoxBdy;509367]
Just remember child. buttsex dont make babies. If ur out of condoms or she aint on the pill just put it in her butt. haha
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OR if shes on top. Its gravity. Science.
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Old 08-05-2011, 05:18 PM
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GAH. cant get this stupid ford oval open so I can paint it. Burned my hand, and scratched the crap out of the emblem
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Old 08-05-2011, 07:05 PM
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Theres your problem....that little guy in your pants is still growing! The damn magnum is so loose the sperm just slips on out! Try a smaller condom "peanut"

ROFLMAO! I just had to get that off my chest
This lol
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Old 08-05-2011, 07:11 PM
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this has turned in to the bs thread lol
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Old 08-05-2011, 10:13 PM
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FUCKING new people on here who don't use the fucking search or post in the section that has a fucking sticky for the fucking thing they are asking about HOLY FUCK!

And if you think I used the fuck word too much...Rocco from Boondock Saints used it in about every way possible...he is my HERO!


Rocco: Fuckin'- What the fuckin'. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
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