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Old 08-05-2011, 11:52 AM
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Drink like a fish and fuck like a rabbit, and mod the hell out o the rangerThats all that shld be going throug your head at 18 .
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This is exactly what my plans in life are right now lol
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Old 08-05-2011, 11:57 AM
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Well good on ya that you said you'd be there for her.

Also I know the feeling tho too.. Me and my now ex had a few scares too lol, but thats wat you get for being 18 and a horny bastard!
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Old 08-05-2011, 12:02 PM
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thats wat you get for being 18 and a horny bastard!
Lol that I am

But now I don't have to spend the 5000 I had saved up for my lift, tires and rims! Lol
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Old 08-05-2011, 12:05 PM
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What the fuck are you guys using for condoms, saran wrap?
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Old 08-05-2011, 12:07 PM
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Old 08-05-2011, 12:10 PM
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Old 08-05-2011, 12:13 PM
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Yeah Im the jack ass that dont like to use those... Thank god she has birth control, but I know I should still use them!
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Old 08-05-2011, 12:16 PM
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Yeah Im the jack ass that dont like to use those... Thank god she has birth control, but I know I should still use them!
Ooooo yea don't trust a girl on birth control either. They like to "forget" to take the pills. -_-
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Old 08-05-2011, 12:24 PM
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Ooooo yea don't trust a girl on birth control either. They like to "forget" to take the pills. -_-
Yea I know, but she defiantly doesn't want a kid either... has a full ride to college for vball, so she makes damn sure she takes her pills.
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Old 08-05-2011, 01:02 PM
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Well are you poking holes in them? Never ever let a girl put the condom on for you.
hey hey hey hey ... no ... buy her a dildo and let her practice.

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Ooooo yea don't trust a girl on birth control either. They like to "forget" to take the pills. -_-
i can vouch for this ... i have so much on my plate that if my phone didn't have a pill reminder on it i SWEAR i'd forget...
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Old 08-05-2011, 01:06 PM
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and even if they are taking birth control it might not work...that's how I got my son! She was on birth control and took everyday like she should...

and about the miscarriage, yeah I understand its something "happy" for you, but I have a friend who for over 7 years has tried to get a baby and has had at least 5 miscarriages...and even if your ex says she is "fine" its going to be hard on her. I had another friend that didn't want a kid get preggo, and had a miscarriage she spiraled into a deep depression....
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Old 08-05-2011, 01:15 PM
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I know, and I've been on the phone talking to her about it, and I'm not gonna lie, it felt kinda good to he a daddy for 24 hours(: but it's for the better that it happened this way
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Old 08-05-2011, 01:27 PM
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bahaha reminds me of the time when i thought i was pregnant. i told the guy and he literally teared up and was rubbing my belly. it was so cute!
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Old 08-05-2011, 01:32 PM
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^^ that's sweet! I was in shock when I found out I was going to be a dad at first...but I love it, I now have a boy that is 4 and a baby girl that is almost 3 weeks old...
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Old 08-05-2011, 01:36 PM
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Every one keeps calling and texting saying "What's up Daddy Neo?!" >,<
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