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Old 07-05-2011, 07:29 PM
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Never used this part of the fourms, but after finding it, I think its a good way to vent, and not to have bs all over the fourm.

Anyway, last night was July 4th. I weekend to Channelside, in Tampa FL to watch the fireworks. Well, after waiting 45mins after a delay due to a malfuction, I got to watch a shitty a$$ 17min firework show. Then in the cluster fuck due to downtown parking I got stuck in traffic. I had parked about a mile away, so after walking to my truck, I found I was stuck in a parking lot full or morons. Everyone was honking and backing into each other, so all I could hope for was getting out without a scratch. I had pulled into the spot, so being unpatient, I backed carefully in between a saturn and a maxima. Directly behind the spot I was pulling out of, is another row of cars. There was a landrover. The guy in the landrover, was pissed I backed out because I cut him off. After getting backed out I pulled directly as close as I could to the saturn, so the guy in the landrover could get out. This motherhumper got out of his shitbox and bangged on my window. I gave him a look, and a finger to fuck off, but he was not moving. He hit the window again, so I cracked it. He went on and on how he was butt hurt about me backing out. I told him to fuck off, and get in his shit box. I rolled the window up and he walked away. The traffic started to move some so I kept as close to the saturn as I could and the landrover pulled up close to my bumper in front of the maxima. Traffic started moving and this prick drove over the median to try and pass me, so I cut him off again. Traffic stopped. He got out and started beating on my window again. I flipped him off, held up my phone with 911 dialed, and he backed off and got into his shit box. The prick drove over another median which was full of bushes so you couldnt see the other side to try and pass me and hit a cop car. lol. I died laughing! He got out of his shit box again to walk back over to my truck to tell me that it was my fault and I was going to pay for it. I didnt have to roll my window down because the whole block could hear him yelling. Thankfully traffic started moving, the cop was running over, and I got out of there. I cant stand stupid fucking drivers, and Florida is full of them. UGH.

Sorry that was long, but I hate driving around when stupids are out.

sounds like Ottawa Ontarion too
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Old 07-05-2011, 07:30 PM
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Old 07-05-2011, 07:37 PM
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There is a difference between the Fuck Bitches, Get Money stage and Fat Bisexual Gay Man stage. Which wise man did you consult?
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Old 07-05-2011, 07:39 PM
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FordRacingChick1112: That is pretty funny, and in fact, minus the road rage my wife and I experienced the same thing here in Ohio yesterday night going to fireworks with our 2 year old son. Our neighboring city was having fireworks (near a park) at 10 p.m., and we got there no problem. We parked in a auto repair shop that was closed for the evening, and it seemed the only people there were drunk and in there 40's. One lady was on her cellphone complaining that she was alone. A group of guys were swearing and talking about other fireworks. Anyway, the "show" lasted 15 minutes, and when it ended, these guys jump in their Honda CRV and bump my wife's driver side mirror. Luckily, no damage and all, and then, we endured about 30 min. of one way bumper-to-bumper traffic getting back to our place (It should have taken us less than 10 min.).
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Old 07-05-2011, 07:47 PM
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Old 07-05-2011, 07:48 PM
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Theres no place in the area where you can have fun with a truck.

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Old 07-05-2011, 07:50 PM
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2 weeks until my ranger roadtrip, thats still to far away

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Old 07-05-2011, 07:52 PM
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I'm working on installing my overhead console, and broke a somewhat inconsequential plastic alignment thingy. I figured it was no biggie, I had a brand new thing of super glue to fix it with. I went to screw in the nozzle thing on the end of the tube, and was really careful not to squeeze it while doing that. Apparently today wasn't my day, cause the tube was pressurized or something and super glue flew all over my hands. All I managed to do was straighten my fingers, so that they wouldn't be glued into a fist lol. So now I have jizz-looking super glue all over my hands and its hard to bend my fingers. Ugh.
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Old 07-05-2011, 07:56 PM
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"hi, Chris Hansen, this is Jake Stanley. I would really appreciate it if you would stop trapping my older "friends" as they are doing nothing wrong but sharing a warm sexual relationship with me. Thank you...."
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Old 07-05-2011, 07:56 PM
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2 weeks until my ranger roadtrip, thats still to far away

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Old 07-05-2011, 07:57 PM
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still cant wait to finish college and move out of this hellhole of a town. cops are corrupt as hell here. i got pulled over for no reason the other day. he wanted to make sure i wasnt doing anything illegal. that was his reason. he pulled me over and the car next to me was doing 45-50 in a 35. i wasnt doing anything wrong. ugh this town blows!
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Old 07-05-2011, 07:59 PM
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:14 PM
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dear new mustang. use your turn signals, and i wont brake check you on the freeway any more. youre too old, please dont rear end me. or do. i dont care. and after i brake check you, riding my ass is a bad decision. because guess what will happen again! shame on you, sir.
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:17 PM
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dear new mustang. use your turn signals, and i wont brake check you on the freeway any more. youre too old, please dont rear end me. or do. i dont care. and after i brake check you, riding my ass is a bad decision. because guess what will happen again! shame on you, sir.
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Old 07-05-2011, 08:23 PM
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My vent is that a murderer is set free. Thanks to this fucking Florida system. God damn. That poor little girl. Fucking 31 days missing then you call the cops? Really? This bitch got a slap on the rest.

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Never used this part of the fourms, but after finding it, I think its a good way to vent, and not to have bs all over the fourm.

Anyway, last night was July 4th. I weekend to Channelside, in Tampa FL to watch the fireworks. Well, after waiting 45mins after a delay due to a malfuction, I got to watch a shitty a$$ 17min firework show. Then in the cluster fuck due to downtown parking I got stuck in traffic. I had parked about a mile away, so after walking to my truck, I found I was stuck in a parking lot full or morons. Everyone was honking and backing into each other, so all I could hope for was getting out without a scratch. I had pulled into the spot, so being unpatient, I backed carefully in between a saturn and a maxima. Directly behind the spot I was pulling out of, is another row of cars. There was a landrover. The guy in the landrover, was pissed I backed out because I cut him off. After getting backed out I pulled directly as close as I could to the saturn, so the guy in the landrover could get out. This motherhumper got out of his shitbox and bangged on my window. I gave him a look, and a finger to fuck off, but he was not moving. He hit the window again, so I cracked it. He went on and on how he was butt hurt about me backing out. I told him to fuck off, and get in his shit box. I rolled the window up and he walked away. The traffic started to move some so I kept as close to the saturn as I could and the landrover pulled up close to my bumper in front of the maxima. Traffic started moving and this prick drove over the median to try and pass me, so I cut him off again. Traffic stopped. He got out and started beating on my window again. I flipped him off, held up my phone with 911 dialed, and he backed off and got into his shit box. The prick drove over another median which was full of bushes so you couldnt see the other side to try and pass me and hit a cop car. lol. I died laughing! He got out of his shit box again to walk back over to my truck to tell me that it was my fault and I was going to pay for it. I didnt have to roll my window down because the whole block could hear him yelling. Thankfully traffic started moving, the cop was running over, and I got out of there. I cant stand stupid fucking drivers, and Florida is full of them. UGH.

Sorry that was long, but I hate driving around when stupids are out.
This is why I never go there during big events.
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