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Old 07-30-2010, 07:01 PM
stephen.g.fiddes stephen.g.fiddes is offline
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Default Dear cash for clunkers,

Fuck you.


Sincerely,
The person that cannot find an affordable working ranger now, and probably will have to get a shitty-ass beater that barely runs and looks like straight up ass-hole, because you have taken all of the PERFECTLY GOOD cars that were out there, and crushed them... you fucking waste of time...
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:08 PM
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Default Re: Dear cash for clunkers,

im sure you'll find one, i got mine for 5500, yeah its base model, yeah its got dents in every panel but it works fine
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:10 PM
stephen.g.fiddes stephen.g.fiddes is offline
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Default Re: Dear cash for clunkers,

I got a 1000 to work with...
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and as for boobs, as long as the cant hold up a book with sag, pointed in the right direction and not peperoni or canadian bacon nips were good to go!
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ok...i'll just come out and say it... you got's an auto. That alone revokes your right to brag about being part of the elite Level II's! Take that!
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:25 PM
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Default Re: Dear cash for clunkers,

well for that money your gonna get beater, which as a ranger isnt all that bad becuase rangers are ussually hard to kill anyway
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:37 PM
stephen.g.fiddes stephen.g.fiddes is offline
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Default Re: Dear cash for clunkers,

Except all of the rangers (and other cars for that matter) near me are all beat to hell and/or need some heavy work done to them. You said you spent 5500, but i only have 1000. With 5500 i could easily find something. I just want a ranger that looks decent and has a 4cyl 2wd so i can save up for another loaded 4x4
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and as for boobs, as long as the cant hold up a book with sag, pointed in the right direction and not peperoni or canadian bacon nips were good to go!
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Originally Posted by Fx4wannabe01 View Post
ok...i'll just come out and say it... you got's an auto. That alone revokes your right to brag about being part of the elite Level II's! Take that!
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Oh come on....every girl likes pink....even Demon
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:41 PM
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Default Re: Dear cash for clunkers,

You could always make friends with your local ford dealership, especially the used car dept.

Sometimes the dealership gets vehicles they offer a rediculous amount (anywhere between 500$-2k) in exchange for a purchase of a new one. Because that car/truck is too old or damaged to fix for profit, they re-sell it to used car companies for a rediculous price, that will then turn around, mask the problems and re-sell the vehicle with a profit.

My brother got some great deals that way.
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:55 PM
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Default Re: Dear cash for clunkers,

They wont haveanything that cheap lol
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and as for boobs, as long as the cant hold up a book with sag, pointed in the right direction and not peperoni or canadian bacon nips were good to go!
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Originally Posted by Fx4wannabe01 View Post
ok...i'll just come out and say it... you got's an auto. That alone revokes your right to brag about being part of the elite Level II's! Take that!
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Oh come on....every girl likes pink....even Demon
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Old 07-30-2010, 08:00 PM
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Default Re: Dear cash for clunkers,

^^ didn't read whole post (im on my phone cause i left my laptop charger at work.). Ill ask the local ford dealership to call me ifthey get anything in
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and as for boobs, as long as the cant hold up a book with sag, pointed in the right direction and not peperoni or canadian bacon nips were good to go!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fx4wannabe01 View Post
ok...i'll just come out and say it... you got's an auto. That alone revokes your right to brag about being part of the elite Level II's! Take that!
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Oh come on....every girl likes pink....even Demon
Buy my pictures at Imagekind!
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Old 07-30-2010, 10:46 PM
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Default Re: Dear cash for clunkers,

well atleast with a beater, traffic will avoid getting near you, and getting dents and fender benders really wont bother you, plus nearly anything you do to a beater will be an improvement, like spray bombing it, normaly not a good thing, but its a good thing on beater becuase it will hide the rust
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Old 07-30-2010, 10:56 PM
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Default Re: Dear cash for clunkers,

I want one that at least looks and runs good. Ill find one eventually im just fucking un-motivated right now cause i haven't found anything.
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and as for boobs, as long as the cant hold up a book with sag, pointed in the right direction and not peperoni or canadian bacon nips were good to go!
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Originally Posted by Fx4wannabe01 View Post
ok...i'll just come out and say it... you got's an auto. That alone revokes your right to brag about being part of the elite Level II's! Take that!
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Oh come on....every girl likes pink....even Demon
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Old 07-30-2010, 11:00 PM
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Default Re: Dear cash for clunkers,

well for that money, you can get one that looks good, but runs like shit, or you can get one the looks like shit but runs good OR a half shitty looking half shitty running ranger.
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Old 07-30-2010, 11:05 PM
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Default Re: Dear cash for clunkers,

$1000 aint gonna get you anything nice unless you find a (RARE) kick ass deal...If you're in a hurry and looking hard, you probably wont find a deal...but a week after you give up hope, the good deal will pop up. Patience is a virtue.
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Old 07-30-2010, 11:08 PM
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Default Re: Dear cash for clunkers,

i bought my 91 with a perfectly straight body, needs paint, runs amazing with 128k, needed trans rebuild.

Unless you can do body work id suggest going more for running shitty and looking good lol.
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Old 07-30-2010, 11:35 PM
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Default Re: Dear cash for clunkers,

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$1000 aint gonna get you anything nice unless you find a (RARE) kick ass deal...If you're in a hurry and looking hard, you probably wont find a deal...but a week after you give up hope, the good deal will pop up. Patience is a virtue.
You'd be surprised how desperate some dealers get when it comes to unload cars they deem too old.

They'll gladly almost give you the car if it means you take it as-is.
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Old 07-30-2010, 11:45 PM
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Default Re: Dear cash for clunkers,

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$1000 aint gonna get you anything nice unless you find a (RARE) kick ass deal...If you're in a hurry and looking hard, you probably wont find a deal...but a week after you give up hope, the good deal will pop up. Patience is a virtue.
Im almost ready to call my friend that owns a HUGE auto shop and see what he'd be willing to hook me up with. Just take whatever i can get my hands on.

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i bought my 91 with a perfectly straight body, needs paint, runs amazing with 128k, needed trans rebuild.

Unless you can do body work id suggest going more for running shitty and looking good lol.
I have the mechanical know how to put a new tranny in, just not the money. Or eequipment

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You'd be surprised how desperate some dealers get when it comes to unload cars they deem too old.

They'll gladly almost give you the car if it means you take it as-is.
Ill have to call a dealer or 2 tomorrow and see if i can find an auction or something.
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and as for boobs, as long as the cant hold up a book with sag, pointed in the right direction and not peperoni or canadian bacon nips were good to go!
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ok...i'll just come out and say it... you got's an auto. That alone revokes your right to brag about being part of the elite Level II's! Take that!
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Oh come on....every girl likes pink....even Demon
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