FRF Watercooler / BS Thread 2016 (V2.0)

[DangerRanger37]

Bank of America does suck the big one. You gotta pay attention to them. They'll rob you blind.

Start adding monthly fees to your accounts if you don't notice. When you speak up it was almost always a "mistake". At a .0005% interest rate I have a few coffee cans I'd rather fill up than keep padding their pockets.

[03DJ]

Hi.

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[smokinAMD]

I'm never going to a bar that has tvs in March ever again. Every ******* is an expert in fucking basketball. Fuck basketball.

[guell]

Originally Posted by smokinAMD

I'm never going to a bar that has tvs in March ever again. Every ******* is an expert in fucking basketball. Fuck basketball.

Long lost brother confirmed

[RoberticusMaximus]

I hope everybody is having a fine Thursday! tonight when i get home, i think i'm going to build a customized version of the squatty-potty lol

[cowboybilly9mile]

^^^ LOL, is your current throne one of those newer ones that features the available 3-4" factory installed, lift kit?

[ford4thot]

"Comfort" height

[cowboybilly9mile]

Chitters for handicapped people. Company I worked for leased a building with those things, one day I couldn't take it anymore, feet dangling off the pot, not flat on the floor, and rear end going numb from the abnormal position and cutting off blood flow. One day I grabbed a big roll of masking tape and several company phone books (full size pages, and just over an inch thick) and made shims to rest the feet on. I became rather popular for that potty mod!

[guell]

Originally Posted by cowboybilly9mile

Chitters for handicapped people. Company I worked for leased a building with those things, one day I couldn't take it anymore, feet dangling off the pot, not flat on the floor, and rear end going numb from the abnormal position and cutting off blood flow. One day I grabbed a big roll of masking tape and several company phone books (full size pages, and just over an inch thick) and made shims to rest the feet on. I became rather popular for that potty mod!

Most of our clients preferred the comfort height toilets compared to the regular, we didn't install a regular toilet for years

[ford4thot]

Originally Posted by cowboybilly9mile

Chitters for handicapped people. Company I worked for leased a building with those things, one day I couldn't take it anymore, feet dangling off the pot, not flat on the floor, and rear end going numb from the abnormal position and cutting off blood flow. One day I grabbed a big roll of masking tape and several company phone books (full size pages, and just over an inch thick) and made shims to rest the feet on. I became rather popular for that potty mod!

How short are you?

[RoberticusMaximus]

lol^

Originally Posted by cowboybilly9mile

^^^ LOL, is your current throne one of those newer ones that features the available 3-4" factory installed, lift kit?

well its not a short pot lol (i may have used phone books in the past lol)

Originally Posted by ford4thot

"Comfort" height

gotta get that angle juuuuust right! and those tall ones give me sciatica i swear lol

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Originally Posted by guell

Most of our clients preferred the comfort height toilets compared to the regular, we didn't install a regular toilet for years

toilet height has been a hotly debated subject in my family lol, my dad is 6-2 with long legs, mom is 5-4 with short legs lol

[cowboybilly9mile]

Originally Posted by guell

Most of our clients preferred the comfort height toilets compared to the regular, we didn't install a regular toilet for years

I can honestly say that I don't mind at all, the ones with the factory lift kit (comfort), even though I would never surrender the pot in "the mans" bathroom at this house. Nothing like a burly five gallon power flush in the morning, not just to make sure it's "out of the house" but better yet, it's out in the street!

Originally Posted by ford4thot

How short are you?

At the time I was the average American male height, which was 5'-9". And that leads to the irony of the pots in that building, who in the hell concluded that what seemed to be a 12" body lift was best, and then expected any human being, handicapped or not, to use it? Then again, it was a building built for the FAA, gov't building, so I'm sure they spent a small fortune determining the optimal height. And so contrary to gov't values, of all things, making a toilet such an uncomfortable place to read the newspaper that their very own brothers were forced to cut their visit short, flush, and go back to work.......

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Originally Posted by RoberticusMaximus

toilet height has been a hotly debated subject in my family lol, my dad is 6-2 with long legs, mom is 5-4 with short legs lol

Motorized floor platform of variable elevation around the pot. Memory settings, each family member programs the elevation to their desired height (and the music, and room lighting, and homepage on the built in tablet, etc etc) to their personal preferences. When the time comes, user adjustment is made by manually keying in a code or automatic height adjustment is accomplished by RFID device or app and GPS on their smartphone each time the person enters the bathroom. Make me proud, build it!!!

[ford4thot]

I'm pretty sure Japan already has

[ford4thot]

Broke the back off my chair while back, I can't remember how I might have thrown it.

But I fixed it today

[RagerTom]

Originally Posted by ford4thot

How short are you?

^^^^^^


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I'm 5 10 and my feet don't even come close to dangling so do you have really short legs and a long torso?


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