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06-15-2010, 05:20 AM
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God Likes PORN!
I'm sitting in class and got a text from my mother in Ohio, telling me about butter jesus getting hit by lighting and burning down to the ground. When I first heard it I was laughing and slightly happy I couldn't stand that think. But then my sister was out on the since with her fire department and told me how the lighting complete missed the hustler store. Thats when I broke out laughing. God likes porn but hates butter statues made in his likeness. XP
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-460156
Above is the CNN report!
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06-15-2010, 07:44 AM
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Re: God Likes PORN!
Who would have thought that a huge metal frame covered in butter (oils, fats) would ever meets such a fate as to be struck by lightning and burn to the ground...
As for missing the porno store, thats probably because the porno-hut wasn't a giant metal lightning rod shaped like a deity.
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06-15-2010, 08:05 AM
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Re: God Likes PORN!
If god hated porn, he wouldn't have let Al Gore invent the internet.
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06-15-2010, 08:06 AM
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Re: God Likes PORN!
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Originally Posted by fireranger
if god hated porn, he wouldn't have let al gore invent the internet.
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lmao!
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06-15-2010, 09:17 AM
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Re: God Likes PORN!
Am I the only one that couldn't make sense out of most of what he said?
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06-15-2010, 09:32 AM
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Blinded by the light
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Re: God Likes PORN!
No, but I think its mainly because until now I was unware of the existance of a giant buttery messaih.
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06-15-2010, 09:33 AM
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Re: God Likes PORN!
The statue was actually fiberglass, but yeah, looked kinda like butter.
It was commonly known as "touchdown Jesus", 'cause he looked like he was signaling a score.
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06-15-2010, 09:35 AM
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Re: God Likes PORN!
Quote:
Originally Posted by FireRanger
If god hated porn, he wouldn't have let Al Gore invent the internet.
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Testify! LOL!
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06-15-2010, 10:15 AM
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Re: God Likes PORN!
I am actually kinda sad I look forward to seeing it every time i head to TN
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06-15-2010, 10:33 PM
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Re: God Likes PORN!
God knows a lil melted butter makes good lube, man...Good lookin out, God.
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06-18-2010, 10:03 PM
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Re: God Likes PORN!
lol thats hilarious
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