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Old 09-30-2015, 05:54 PM
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Had a 2015 Tahoe from Enterprise rental come in today for an oil change, rotate and brake inspection. Had 33k miles on it. They wanted the brake inspection because the brakes were grinding. Had no inboard pad left on either side, the pistons on the calipers were touching the rotors and the drivers side was puking brake fluid.

Yep, had to stick calipers, pads, and rotors on a 6 month old car, lol. GM QUALITY! But yet, the back brakes were evenly worn and had 8mm of pad left. So, I'm sure it wasn't from being driven to shit, especially since the original tires were still on it and they had like 9/32nds of tread left.

That was my morning, then I witnessed a meth head crash her van into the church sign behind our building, and try to drive off. I checked on her to see if she was OK, and saw she was fine physically, but out of her damn mind, she had no clue she had pushed her drivers front wheel into her door, and ripped the strut out of it and pulled the CV axle out of the transmission.

Had to stick around and make a police report an hour after I got off work. FML.

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Old 09-30-2015, 06:08 PM
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Jesus isn't going to approve.
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:14 PM
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LOL, that's what I said on Facebook.

She went to jail, SHOCKER!
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:18 PM
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Jesus take the wheel.
couldn't help it.
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:19 PM
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Don't do meth and drive. You will try to drive into a church. Jesus don't want none of that.
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:21 PM
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Did they have 35's though?
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:23 PM
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24's bro, 24's....

Although the left front was about a 12 when she was done with it. Folded the wheel damn near in half, lol.

She hit so hard the spare tire fell out from underneath.
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:36 PM
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Spare tire was trying to get away from the driver.
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:38 PM
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Shiner bock is amazing after a crazy day like today.

That and I'm jamming the fuck out to some Taylor Swift...fucks given? Zero. I ain't got no shame.
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:42 PM
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Shiner bock is amazing after a crazy day like today. That and I'm jamming the fuck out to some Taylor Swift...fucks given? Zero. I ain't got no shame.
Shake it off buddy!
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:44 PM
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Oh yeah, I think it's time for some Katy Perry now though.
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:45 PM
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Oh yeah, I think it's time for some Katy Perry now though.
Even if it's just in your wildest dreams?
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People like him make me believe that birth control needs to be put in the public water supply
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:47 PM
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Even if it's just in your wildest dreams?
Who wouldn't smash that?

Taylor Swift...is in the do not smash category. I'm a scrawny fucker. Bone on bone hurts.
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:51 PM
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Hmmm, she asked to smash but you should've said no.
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Old 09-30-2015, 06:54 PM
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Who wouldn't smash that? Taylor Swift...is in the do not smash category. I'm a scrawny fucker. Bone on bone hurts.
I'd hit it and quit it. Then she'd write a song about me.
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If a chart said you were straight, but you know you like dick, would you still believe the chart?
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