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Old 11-17-2010, 07:49 PM
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Default Favorite movie quotes....?

I love the first 10 min of Full Metal Jacket.

But I think the best line is as follows:

".......You're the kinda guy that would f*ck a person in the a** and not even have the god d*mn common courtesy to give him a reach around...."

That line is classic. lol!!
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Old 11-17-2010, 08:01 PM
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talladega nights. ricky bobby." if you aint first your last."
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Old 11-17-2010, 08:03 PM
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"no kid we aint gots no needles, just a big f*ck'n gun" (four rooms)
"watch the leather man" (dazed n confused)
"I'm not gonna shoot-chu frank" (scarface)
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Old 11-17-2010, 08:07 PM
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"Do not confuse kindness for weakness" John Travolta - Swordfish
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Old 11-17-2010, 08:09 PM
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"Do not confuse kindness for weakness" John Travolta - Swordfish
one of my favorite movies, bad guy gets away with it, best movie ending.
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Old 11-17-2010, 08:38 PM
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"UHHHHH"
"AAAAAAAA"
"OOOOOO"
"YESSSSSS"

Pretty much any porno.
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Old 11-17-2010, 08:46 PM
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Clint Eastwood: Go ahead Punk. Make my day.
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:06 PM
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thats why i like high school girls .. az i get older they stay the same age (dazed and confuzed)
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:12 PM
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dont have many quotes but this has allways stuck in my head "Say hello, to my lil friend"
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:19 PM
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"Why are you peppering the steak?" "how do you tigers like pepper?"
"Tigers LOVE Pepper"--- The Hangover

Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're sh** outa luck.
pretty much most of the lines from that movie are hilarious.

"who wants a mustache ride?" -- Super Troopers

Are you a peter puffer? I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Hell I like you, I think i'll talk you home so you can f**k my sister.
Full Metal Jacket

" Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- Dumb and Dummer

Fat guy in a lil coat -- Tommy Boy

"What we've got here... is a failure to communicate" -- Cool hand luke

"Is it dead?" -- Boondock Saints (right after the drinking scene where the cat is exploded on the wall)

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -- the princess Bride

"But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?" -- Goodfellas

"You can't handle the truth!" -- A Few Good Men

"Show me the money." -- Jerry McGuirre

"And in the morning... I'm makin' waffles!" -- Shrek

"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'" -- Forrest Gump

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?" -- Taxi Driver

"We're on a mission from god" -- Blues Brothers
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Old 11-17-2010, 09:33 PM
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Cool hand Luke "What we've got here is a failure to communicate."
The Silence of the Lambs "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
The Joker “Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”
and the best one
Ace Ventura “Warning! *******s are closer than they appear”
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:22 PM
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i swear to god ill pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans.

HEY FARVA, whats the name of that place you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and mazzarella sticks?

oh shenanigans!
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:33 PM
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BEEEEEEEEES!!!!! lol
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:38 PM
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Grandma's Boy.

Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

Step Brothers


Brennan:Your drum set's a whore! I teabagged your fucking drum set!


Dale:Well, my drum set's a guy,
so that makes you gay, you fucker!
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Old 11-18-2010, 12:05 AM
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"…you Mickey Mouse piece of SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" Demolition Man

"I only speak two languages, English and Bad English!" The Fifth Element
"Sir, are you classified as Human?" "Negative, I am a meat popsicle" The Fifth Element

"Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!" "Yes I have!" "LOOK!" "It's just a flesh wound" Monty Python and The Holy Grail
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladed swallow?" Monty Python and The Holy Grail

"drive… drive, drive, drive, DRIVE!" Assassins
"I had to check! Maybe it wasn't made in America!" Assassins
"Happy Birthday *******" Assassins

"He's in a black … tank!" Batman Begins
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