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Old 12-30-2013, 08:43 PM
TerrenceStuart TerrenceStuart is offline
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Parker stick a balloon on the end of an air hose and then insert it in her, turn the air on, expanding the balloon. she will think she's pregnant, but all it is is a balloon inside her.

LOL
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:44 PM
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Parker stick a balloon on the end of an air hose and then insert it in her, turn the air on, expanding the balloon. she will think she's pregnant, but all it is is a balloon inside her. LOL
you are kinky!!!! Ladies man!!!! Wait. Are you MN's Hugh Hefner of quagmire?
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I'm ready to drift. Sandbags are out! It's on! Spare axel in hand!
You mean spare Axel in bed?
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You spare Axel in bed?
oh ya my woman can bend that all she wants. Lmao this thread got soo dirty so fast
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:45 PM
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Parker stick a balloon on the end of an air hose and then insert it in her, turn the air on, expanding the balloon. she will think she's pregnant, but all it is is a balloon inside her.

LOL
Nice moves Terry!
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You mean spare Axel in bed?
wait. Was that a jacking off joke? Lol. The way I posted it, it looked like it
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:46 PM
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oh ya my woman can bend that all she wants. Lmao this thread got soo dirty so fast
Sorry some of us are teenagers, time to drive by some of my friends houses. Brb in 15
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you are kinky!!!! Ladies man!!!! Wait. Are you MN's Hugh Hefner of quagmire?
They call me The Machine.
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wait. Was that a jacking off joke? Lol. The way I posted it, it looked like it
I was being cereal about the grammatical mistake you did
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They call me The Machine.
oh. My. God. XD XD Lmfao. I'm crying laughing!! Hahaha

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Sorry some of us are teenagers, time to drive by some of my friends houses. Brb in 15
seatbelt!!!
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:48 PM
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oh. My. God. XD XD Lmfao. I'm crying laughing!! Hahaha

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seatbelt!!!
DAT a$$!
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:49 PM
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What the fuck. I leave and no one is on. Get back and parkers new avi is him in his booty shorts and he has a balloon up his ass. Who's idea was that?
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:50 PM
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DAT a$$!
lol that's nothing.

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What the fuck. I leave and no one is on. Get back and parkers new avi is him in his booty shorts and he has a balloon up his ass. Who's idea was that?
I blame amy! When you leave see what she does to me!!!
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:51 PM
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No josh. My these are my booty shorts.
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Old 12-30-2013, 08:52 PM
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Okay, fess up: which Member on FRF drives the "Stay sober, or get pulled over" Ford Ranger?
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