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Old 12-22-2013, 09:35 PM
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I'm not horny for parkers meat, any meat or anything.
Aww, now I want a steak!
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Old 12-22-2013, 09:38 PM
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Aww, now I want Parker's tube steak!
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Old 12-22-2013, 09:39 PM
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Terry Ur bad
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Old 12-22-2013, 09:40 PM
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What? I wanna get lucky too!
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Old 12-22-2013, 09:47 PM
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Remember guys Christmas sex is 3 days away. That's all that Christmas is good for.
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Old 12-22-2013, 09:49 PM
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Remember guys Christmas sex is 3 days away. That's all that Christmas is good for.
Besides dinner?
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Old 12-22-2013, 09:50 PM
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So the woman just read all of that....she said this and I quote "So this is what you do while your on your phone while I talk?? Talk about each other's meat???" And of course I got the giggles while she is trying to be serious.
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Old 12-22-2013, 09:51 PM
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Hahaha
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Old 12-22-2013, 09:53 PM
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So the woman just read all of that....she said this and I quote "So this is what you do while your on your phone while I talk?? Talk about each other's meat???" And of course I got the giggles while she is trying to be serious.
Do not let her read your posts about her. You went to far and she won't like it

But do show her these



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If she laughs til she cries, marry her
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Old 12-22-2013, 09:54 PM
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Beau stop calling me off random friends numbers... its weird.
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Old 12-22-2013, 09:55 PM
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Beau stop calling me off random friends numbers... its weird.
Oh so it WAS Beau!
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Old 12-22-2013, 09:57 PM
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That's what she said
Not to him. Or him.

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machine. Your awfully horny tonight aren't you
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Old 12-22-2013, 09:57 PM
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Oh so it WAS Beau!
It was his area code just different number.
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Old 12-22-2013, 09:58 PM
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Do not let her read your posts about her. You went to far and she won't like it But do show her these If she laughs til she cries, marry her
lol she did. She snorted. Made my night. Lolol
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Old 12-22-2013, 09:59 PM
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lol she did. She snorted. Made my night. Lolol
Coke or heroin
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