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Old 09-17-2013, 03:36 PM
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After looking at the castle, I said "fuck this" and left

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Old 09-17-2013, 03:43 PM
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To get a ladder
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Old 09-17-2013, 03:48 PM
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And a toad
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Old 09-17-2013, 03:50 PM
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To lick it
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Old 09-17-2013, 03:55 PM
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Cause my buzz from the carebears burning weed fields was wearin off. I took the ladder back to the....

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Old 09-17-2013, 03:56 PM
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Cause my buzz from the carebears burning weed fields was wearin off. I took the ladder back to the....

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Old 09-17-2013, 03:59 PM
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And beat her over the head with it
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Old 09-17-2013, 04:13 PM
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Then started a fire and drank a glass of milk to
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Old 09-17-2013, 04:15 PM
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Get the toad taste out of my mouth and get rid of her body
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Old 09-17-2013, 04:33 PM
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So I put her in a waste receptacle
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Old 09-17-2013, 05:02 PM
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Then I added some cream of chicken, half an onion and a pinch of salt
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Old 09-17-2013, 05:04 PM
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then set it on fire and called it my chicken of woman soup
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Old 09-17-2013, 05:09 PM
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Chicken woman soup chicken woman soup chicken woman soup with a soda on the side
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Old 09-17-2013, 05:33 PM
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Which I ate with a spork that I found in my glovebox. Then I went...

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Old 09-17-2013, 05:35 PM
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to the bathroom because that soup
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