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Old 03-15-2010, 05:55 PM
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Default Democrat, Republican, or Southerner

Copied from another site. Thought I'd share it with yall......
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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner ?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal.. 45 ACP and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do ?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's
Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question !
Does the man look poor or oppressed ?
Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire him to attack ?
Could we run away ?
What does my wife think ?
What about the kids ?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand ?
What does the law say about this situation ?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it ?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children ?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me ?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me ?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me ?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted ?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior..
This is all so confusing !
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's
Answer:

BANG !


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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !

(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy !
Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points ? '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one ?'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the taxidermist !'
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Old 03-15-2010, 05:58 PM
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Default Re: Democrat, Republican, or Southerner

Thats funny, I guess I would be between a republican and a southerner, I would put of more than one shot but not 17, lol
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Old 03-15-2010, 06:00 PM
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Default Re: Democrat, Republican, or Southerner

hahahahaa
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Old 03-15-2010, 08:35 PM
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Default Re: Democrat, Republican, or Southerner

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Thats funny, I guess I would be between a republican and a southerner, I would put of more than one shot but not 17, lol
Pretty much the same thing I would do. My first reaction after reading the intro was to "shoot the bastard."
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Old 03-16-2010, 08:50 AM
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Default Re: Democrat, Republican, or Southerner

Damn, I always wanted a 1911. Do I have to shot an A-rab to get one?
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Old 03-18-2010, 02:01 PM
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I'm from Alabama... so BANG.
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Old 03-19-2010, 09:51 PM
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haha i'm between the republican and southerner
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Old 03-19-2010, 09:55 PM
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ROFL damnit i'm a southener.


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Old 03-20-2010, 10:37 AM
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ROFL damnit i'm a southener.


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x2 Definitely a southerner here, but wouldn't have waited till I got charged, so I am a Texan, shoot and ask ??? later
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:08 PM
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Between a Republican and a Southerner. A Snake Slayer only carries two shots but when it fires .45 Long Colt and or .410 00 Buck shot, who needs more than two shots? LOL
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:13 PM
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hmm, i guess this makes me a northern-southerner lol
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:14 PM
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southerner. after he was dead id cut his head off and play soccer with it hahaha
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:16 PM
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southerner. after he was dead id cut his head off and play soccer with it hahaha
sounds closer to Mexican cartel to me
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Haynes: Remove small retaining clip.
Translation: Take off 15 years of stubborn crud, it's there somewhere..
Translation: Break every screwdriver in your box.
Haynes: This is a snug fit.
Translation: You will skin your knuckles! ... Clamp with adjustable wrench then beat repeatedly with hammer.,



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