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Old 03-11-2010, 10:25 AM
Scotty5x5 Scotty5x5 is offline
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Default At the pharmacy

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my
licence! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed
with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had
a prescription."
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Old 03-11-2010, 10:31 AM
Harleymedic53 Harleymedic53 is offline
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Default Re: At the pharmacy

Hahah Now thats funny right there!
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