I was driving the other day and sometimes I start thinking about things. As I was driving I seen this chicken standing on the edge of the road. Then I started thinking, why did the chicken cross the road? This a very thought provoking subject and was wondering if anyone knows the answer? Just keep in mind this is meant to be fun....

it was running away from the colonel?

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1985 XLT 2.8L 4x4 "The Black Pearl"
1987 XL 2.3L 2wd R.I.P.

To speed check you...that was what the one that lived in my neighborhood seemed to do.

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to get to the other side?

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So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Chicken dominion?

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http://www.cardomain.com/ride/706028/1

because it fucking wanted to thats why

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2002 edge 3.0

So It could get laid ?

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It wanted to go from R-F to FRF.

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It was running away from the S-10 salesman !

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roflmao!!!!!!!!

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1996 XLT 2.3L 2wd Factory "Hurst Special" < getting low
1985 XLT 2.8L 4x4 "The Black Pearl"
1987 XL 2.3L 2wd R.I.P.

chuck norris was on the same side

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Chuck Norris is on both sides so it doesn't matter.

I think the chicken crossed the road because it found the birdseed Wile E. Coyote put out for the roadrunner.

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Matt

1987 2.9 v6 tk5 2wd

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/3827654

it saw a ranger...

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