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Old 03-01-2010, 06:06 PM
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Default Why did the chicken cross the road?

I was driving the other day and sometimes I start thinking about things. As I was driving I seen this chicken standing on the edge of the road. Then I started thinking, why did the chicken cross the road? This a very thought provoking subject and was wondering if anyone knows the answer? Just keep in mind this is meant to be fun....
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Old 03-01-2010, 06:11 PM
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it was running away from the colonel?
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Old 03-01-2010, 06:18 PM
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To speed check you...that was what the one that lived in my neighborhood seemed to do.
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:42 PM
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to get to the other side?
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:48 PM
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So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:54 PM
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Chicken dominion?
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:48 AM
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Old 03-02-2010, 09:59 AM
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because it fucking wanted to thats why
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So It could get laid ?
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:52 AM
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It wanted to go from R-F to FRF.
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