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Old 03-01-2010, 07:06 PM
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Default Why did the chicken cross the road?

I was driving the other day and sometimes I start thinking about things. As I was driving I seen this chicken standing on the edge of the road. Then I started thinking, why did the chicken cross the road? This a very thought provoking subject and was wondering if anyone knows the answer? Just keep in mind this is meant to be fun....
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Old 03-01-2010, 07:11 PM
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it was running away from the colonel?
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Old 03-01-2010, 07:18 PM
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To speed check you...that was what the one that lived in my neighborhood seemed to do.
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:42 PM
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to get to the other side?
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:48 PM
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So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:54 PM
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Chicken dominion?
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:48 AM
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Old 03-02-2010, 10:59 AM
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because it fucking wanted to thats why
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:20 AM
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So It could get laid ?
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Old 03-02-2010, 11:52 AM
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It wanted to go from R-F to FRF.
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Old 03-02-2010, 12:27 PM
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It was running away from the S-10 salesman !
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Old 03-02-2010, 12:52 PM
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because it fucking wanted to thats why
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Old 03-02-2010, 03:35 PM
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chuck norris was on the same side
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:06 PM
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Chuck Norris is on both sides so it doesn't matter.

I think the chicken crossed the road because it found the birdseed Wile E. Coyote put out for the roadrunner.
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Old 03-03-2010, 10:14 PM
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it saw a ranger...
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