I got this texted to me this mornin and got a chuckle out of it:

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station,
when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with
little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly
coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was
being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure
is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer. He noticed the girl had tied
the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then
I wouldn't have a siren.'

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Favorite quote:
Elvira on Stroker Ace: "I like mechanics, they know how to tinker with things for hours, and makem go fast!"

TOY: Green 94 Pro Street

Made me laugh out loud. Wow thats the first time I have spelled that out in years lol!

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04' Edge 6 Cyl 3.0 5 Speed Manual 107K Miles
3" Body Lift - 33" All Terrain Tires
Drop In K&N Filter - Flowmaster - XM Commander Satellite Radio

man that was funny

lmao

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2006 ranger XL
VW TYPE 3 project: BabyBluFASTY
2.3 liters of fire breathing fury
PNW crew
XBGT:fomoco007

Good One!

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'88 STX Super Cab 4x4
2.9 5spd 180,000 miles
Crappy Paint, Worn Parts,
Fix'em as they Break
when Nowhere is Now Here

Hahahha!

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2001 Ford Ranger XLT 3.0 V6 Automatic, 263K.
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rofl.

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