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Old 02-27-2010, 06:22 AM
RAT Ranger RAT Ranger is offline
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Talking I'm not a fire fighter, but>>>>>

I got this texted to me this mornin and got a chuckle out of it:

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station,
when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with
little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly
coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was
being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure
is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer. He noticed the girl had tied
the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster.'

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then
I wouldn't have a siren.'

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Old 02-27-2010, 06:53 AM
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Made me laugh out loud. Wow thats the first time I have spelled that out in years lol!
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Old 02-27-2010, 08:26 AM
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man that was funny
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Old 02-27-2010, 08:45 AM
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Old 02-27-2010, 05:57 PM
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Good One!
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when Nowhere is Now Here
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Old 02-27-2010, 06:03 PM
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2001 Ford Ranger XLT 3.0 V6 Automatic.
1995 Acura Integra LS
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Lol, Aaron: "I only text with trees, it makes it hard to text while driving though, I have to keep running the truck into trees to text!!" EPIC my friend. Lol
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Old 02-27-2010, 06:11 PM
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