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Old 09-01-2012, 11:19 PM
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Default One Does Not Simply

Recently I've taken a liking to these 'One does not simply...' phrases. I would like to start a thread to share some favorites if anyone has them, or make your own!

Examples:
-One does not simply eat the first and last pieces of bread.
-One does not simply claim a fart.
-One does not simply 'dibs' the jumpseats in a Ranger.
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Old 09-01-2012, 11:26 PM
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One does not simply ignore bubble wrap

One does not simply not troll
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Old 09-03-2012, 10:48 AM
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Indeed^^

One does not simply reject a free drink

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Old 09-03-2012, 04:44 PM
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Default Re: One Does Not Simply

One does not simple buy a Prius.
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Old 09-03-2012, 04:47 PM
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one does not simply shit whilst playing tennis.
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Old 09-03-2012, 04:52 PM
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Old 09-03-2012, 04:56 PM
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One does not simply piss with a hard on.

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Old 09-04-2012, 10:44 AM
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One does not simply piss on a tub

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Old 09-04-2012, 10:23 PM
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One does not simply play in traffic.

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Old 09-04-2012, 10:38 PM
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One does not simply screw with another person for no reason.
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Old 09-17-2012, 08:56 PM
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One does not simply try to light a fart.
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Old 09-18-2012, 02:02 PM
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One does not simply piss off the Empire State building.
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Old 09-18-2012, 02:31 PM
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one does not simply fart under the sheets and not smell it

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Old 09-18-2012, 02:32 PM
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One simply does not fart in the shower and expect not to smell it.
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Old 09-18-2012, 02:32 PM
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or in the bathtub lol
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