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Old 07-27-2012, 08:17 AM
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Default "driving a truck" song

I had a good laugh today. OK, so my sides are still hurting.

While visiting the graveyard, who's owner has an old diesel Ranger. When you start that diesel, the song starts. It is recorded on one of those recordable chip things. His 'friends' karaoked (and changed some of the lyrics) the Wierd Al song 'Truck Driver Song'.

Two other things you should know: first, he is crippled with a four inch lift in one shoe, and second, he has very brittle nails, requiring the use of a fortifying finger nail polish.

I am trying to get the song...

"I'm driving a truck, driving a Ranger truck,
Pedal to the metal, Hope I don't run out of luck
Rolling down the highway until the break of dawn
driving a truck with my high heel on...

My diesel rig is northward bound,
Its time to put that hammer down.
Just watching as the miles go flying by,
I'm riding only a ton of steel,
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry...

Because I'm driving a truck, driving a Ranger truck.
Smokies in my tail, and my accelerator's stuck.
Got my wheels a rolling until the break of dawn.
Driving a truck, with my high heel on.

Driving a truck, driving my Ranger truck.
But when I hit those big speed bumps,
My darling little hula dancer,
Keeps slipping off the mother loving dash.
But still I'm driving a truck
Driving a Ranger truck, with my high heel on.

Heading down the interstate, just trying to make a buck,
Wearing tobacco for when I missed my cup,
But I am late for my appointment with my mom,
To take her to the hair salon,
So I will be driving my truck, with my high heel on."

Now, does anyone know who can do one karoked for me?
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