Desert Driving
A penguin was driving in the desert and noticed his oil light come on. He pulled over in the next little town at the only service station and asked the mechanic to check it out for him. The mechanic said "I'm pretty busy right now, but I can take a look at it in about an hour". The penguin decided to leave his truck there and explore the little town while waiting for the mechanic's diagnosis. As he was strolling through the little town he came across a small ice cream store. Now being a penguin, stuck in the desert, made ice cream sound really good. So he ordered up a really big dish of vanilla ice cream. Now that ice cream was really cold and felt so good to that poor dehydrated penguin, he ended up rolling in it just to cool off and relax. He finally realized that he needed to get back to the garage. As he walked up to the shop the mechanic recognised him and decided to give him the bad news immediately. He walked straight up to the penguin and said "it looks like you blew a seal". The penguin says "No, this is just vanilla ice cream, how's my truck?"
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'88 STX Super Cab 4x4
2.9 5spd 180,000 miles
Crappy Paint, Worn Parts,
Fix'em as they Break
when Nowhere is Now Here
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