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Old 01-19-2010, 04:52 PM
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Talking What can Chuck Norris do?

Let us know. What can Chuck Norris do?
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Old 01-19-2010, 05:02 PM
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His tears are the cure for cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Old 01-19-2010, 05:06 PM
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he can point at a woman with his index finger, say "boo-ya" and she will instantly orgasm.
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Old 01-19-2010, 05:06 PM
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Old 01-19-2010, 05:07 PM
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chuck norris can go to hell, along with this thread!

dumbest shit on the internet
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Old 01-19-2010, 06:32 PM
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Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the lamb sprang back to life , in a confused state bit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck can taketh away.


Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
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Old 01-19-2010, 09:39 PM
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Chuck Norris will soon be the new owner of ranger forums..
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:29 PM
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Chuck Who?
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:47 PM
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oh ya walker Texas ranger there's a show that changed my life?


but miea people's (spelled her name wrong i think?) was the shizzz Nat for shizzle
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Old 01-20-2010, 08:37 AM
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It is estimated that the energy released in the "Big Bang" is roughly equal to 1 CNrhK. (Chuck Norris round house Kick)
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Old 01-20-2010, 09:03 AM
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Can't do infomertials.
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Old 01-20-2010, 10:30 AM
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can't beat Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon.
its actually rumored that Chuck Norris was so badly beaten in Way of the Dragon by Bruce Lee that Chuck Norris was actually too afraid of the pain that would be inflicted by dieing in another movie; hence, Chuck Norris never died after Way of the Dragon
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Old 01-20-2010, 05:32 PM
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chuck norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird

he can also strangle someone with a cordless phone
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Old 01-25-2010, 05:03 PM
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying across the Pacific Ocean.
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Old 01-25-2010, 05:05 PM
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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