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01-15-2013, 10:31 AM
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Re: What can Chuck Norris do?
Chuck Norris realized the quickest way to a man's heart. turns out it's Chuck's fist.
Charmin & Quilted Northern invested in a 'Chuck Norris' toilet paper product once. It failed miserably. turns out Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anybody.
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#47
01-15-2013, 10:35 AM
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Re: What can Chuck Norris do?
Chuck Norris will peel your face like an orange...then squeeze your head for the juice.
Never, ever name a hurricane 'Chuck Norris'. Last edited by Dcrymes99ranger; 01-15-2013 at 10:39 AM.
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#48
01-15-2013, 10:45 AM
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Re: What can Chuck Norris do?
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to spin kick. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes.... EVER.
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#49
01-15-2013, 10:46 AM
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Re: What can Chuck Norris do?
Taken from expendables 2
"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a King cobra and after 5 days of agonizing pain the snake finally died"
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01-15-2013, 10:50 AM
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Re: What can Chuck Norris do?
Chuck Norris was the fourth wiseman. He gave Jesus the gift of beard. The other three wisemen were jealous so they got him abolished from the bible. Needless to say shortly thereafter, the three wisemen died from roundhouse kick related deaths.
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#52
01-15-2013, 03:21 PM
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Re: What can Chuck Norris do?
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#53
01-15-2013, 03:57 PM
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Re: What can Chuck Norris do?
I could end this thread by posting a more epic thread
http://www.fordrangerforum.com/laugh...ton-facts.html
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01-15-2013, 05:07 PM
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Re: What can Chuck Norris do?
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that thread was awesome why did it get closed?
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01-15-2013, 05:32 PM
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Re: What can Chuck Norris do?
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#56
01-15-2013, 05:35 PM
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Re: What can Chuck Norris do?
Chuck Norris and Clinton walked into a bar. The bar instantly exploded, as that level of awesome cant be contained in one building.
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#57
01-15-2013, 06:24 PM
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Re: What can Chuck Norris do?
Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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01-15-2013, 06:24 PM
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Re: What can Chuck Norris do?
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01-15-2013, 06:36 PM
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Quick question for you chuck Norris'ers, how exactly would he count down the end of a thread??
Never mind...
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