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Old 01-15-2013, 10:31 AM
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Default Re: What can Chuck Norris do?

Chuck Norris realized the quickest way to a man's heart. turns out it's Chuck's fist.


Charmin & Quilted Northern invested in a 'Chuck Norris' toilet paper product once. It failed miserably. turns out Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from anybody.
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:35 AM
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Chuck Norris will peel your face like an orange...then squeeze your head for the juice.

Never, ever name a hurricane 'Chuck Norris'.
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:45 AM
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to spin kick. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes.... EVER.
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:46 AM
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Taken from expendables 2

"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a King cobra and after 5 days of agonizing pain the snake finally died"
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:50 AM
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wiseman. He gave Jesus the gift of beard. The other three wisemen were jealous so they got him abolished from the bible. Needless to say shortly thereafter, the three wisemen died from roundhouse kick related deaths.
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Old 01-15-2013, 12:36 PM
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse but he decided he'd rather walk
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Old 01-15-2013, 03:21 PM
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse but he decided he'd rather walk
Chuck Norris is the reason the apocalypse hasn't happened you dont mess with Chuck Norris
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Old 01-15-2013, 03:57 PM
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I could end this thread by posting a more epic thread

http://www.fordrangerforum.com/laugh...ton-facts.html
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Old 01-15-2013, 05:07 PM
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http://www.fordrangerforum.com/laugh...ton-facts.html


that thread was awesome why did it get closed?
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Old 01-15-2013, 05:32 PM
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Chuck Norris and Clinton walked into a bar. The bar instantly exploded, as that level of awesome cant be contained in one building.
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Old 01-15-2013, 06:24 PM
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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I have no clue why it got closed... someone may have gotten butt hurt
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Old 01-15-2013, 06:36 PM
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Quick question for you chuck Norris'ers, how exactly would he count down the end of a thread??

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Old 01-15-2013, 06:38 PM
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Quick question for you chuck Norris'ers, how exactly would he count down the end of a thread??

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