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Old 03-24-2010, 06:40 PM
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Way back when little Chuck Norris was strolling through the forests during prehistoric times. While walking a T-Rex jumps out at him, immediately he round house kicks the T-Rex so hard that it released enough energy to caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.
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Old 03-24-2010, 07:59 PM
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A man that was blind all of his life was granted sight just by the mention of Chuck Norris's name. Unfortunately, the first and last thing the man saw was a roundhouse by Chuck Norris, killing him instantly cause he bumped into Chuck Norris.
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Old 03-24-2010, 08:27 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag. He potato sacks.
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:56 PM
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When Walker Texas Ranger aired for the first time in High-Def, 650,000 women in the the mid-west had simultaneaus orgasms
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Old 03-25-2010, 05:13 PM
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When Walker Texas Ranger aired for the first time in High-Def, 650,000 women in the the mid-west had simultaneaus orgasms
was that the flood of 85?
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:07 AM
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jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can swim thru land
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:22 AM
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He can piss molten gold.
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:23 AM
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chuck norris dosen't have to cut grass. he dares it to grow and it won't.
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Old 01-01-2013, 12:59 AM
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Chuck Norris restarted the Mayan calender just in the nick of time, so we didn't all die in the end of the world 12,21,12
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Old 01-01-2013, 09:38 AM
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He can gargle bread
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Old 01-01-2013, 09:45 AM
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He can do Anything He Wants
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Old 01-01-2013, 01:51 PM
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Chuck Norris once killed 37 terrorists with only 2 bullets....the first bullet was a just warning shot.
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:41 PM
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Chuck is so bad the Boogie Man checks his closet before he goes to bed to make sure Chuck isn't in there.
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:45 PM
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It's not a question of what chuck Norris can do the question is is there anything he can't?
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Old 01-15-2013, 10:22 AM
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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