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Old 01-25-2010, 05:12 PM
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can't beat Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon.
its actually rumored that Chuck Norris was so badly beaten in Way of the Dragon by Bruce Lee that Chuck Norris was actually too afraid of the pain that would be inflicted by dieing in another movie; hence, Chuck Norris never died after Way of the Dragon
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Old 01-25-2010, 05:21 PM
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what cant he do?
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Old 01-25-2010, 05:59 PM
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His orgasm leaves an exit wound
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:35 PM
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Shut the Front Door!
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Old 02-02-2010, 08:14 AM
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Chuck Norris in fact counted to infinity. Twice.
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Old 03-24-2010, 09:15 AM
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Old 03-24-2010, 09:59 AM
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Chuck Norris can hack into all our accounts and post about what Chuck Norris can do.
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Old 03-24-2010, 01:03 PM
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Old 03-24-2010, 01:12 PM
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Chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
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Old 03-24-2010, 04:44 PM
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He can blow bubbles with beef jerky
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Old 03-24-2010, 04:47 PM
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chuck norris can suck it.
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Old 03-24-2010, 04:47 PM
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Chuck Norris uses barbed wire toilet paper!
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Old 03-24-2010, 04:53 PM
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chuck norris can suck it.
you just drastically reduced your life expectancy
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Old 03-24-2010, 05:20 PM
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you just drastically reduced your life expectancy
lol, I don't plan on making past 22 (2012)
anywho, I can always just show the clip of chuck norris dying when he tries to roundhouse kick me in the face, its like kryptonite to him
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Old 03-24-2010, 05:56 PM
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Superman wears Chuck norris Pajamas
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