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Old 05-21-2012, 08:49 AM
dixie_boysles dixie_boysles is offline
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Default Bwahaha....funniest thing ive heard in a while

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and
said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking.
Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with
me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the
sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and
I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned
and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Chevy, YOU ride in it!!!"
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Old 05-21-2012, 09:26 AM
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Haaaha! i didn't see that coming!

(i thought it was gonna be gross by the way it started!!!)
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Old 05-21-2012, 09:30 AM
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Nice
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Old 05-21-2012, 10:13 AM
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That's a good one!
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Old 05-21-2012, 04:44 PM
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Ha ha I like that one Scott.
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Old 05-21-2012, 05:11 PM
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Lmao reminds me of this one:
A catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi are walking down the street.. the priest sees a little boy bend over to pick something up. The priest looks to the rabbi and says "hey, lets fuck that kid.". The rabbi looks at the priest and asks "outta what?".

I don't care if that offends you, its funny.

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Old 05-22-2012, 06:29 AM
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good one lol
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Old 05-22-2012, 06:30 AM
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haha thats awesome!!
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Old 05-22-2012, 08:51 AM
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lol nice
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Old 05-22-2012, 08:52 AM
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lmao thats hilarious! i like edgeman's too!
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Old 05-24-2012, 02:42 AM
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Unplugging my Xbox to give to my girl
She says "give it to me when it's ready"
I said "that's what she said"

After laughing I hand her the xbox
She says "I'm not ready"
I said "how many times do I hear that"
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Old 05-24-2012, 04:31 AM
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This made my morning alittle better lol.

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