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Old 03-29-2012, 08:08 PM
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Default Two Skinny Lawyers

Before anyone gets their panties in a bunch this is intended to be funny, not to start a political discussion. I won't push my political opinions/beliefs on you, I would expect the same courtesy from you.

> TWO SKINNY LAWYERS
>
> For all of you who have made disparaging remarks about
> President Obama, please read the following...
>
> I'm sure most of us have read the so-called comparison of
> Lincoln and Kennedy, but did you ever consider the relationship between
> Obama and Lincoln ?
>
> You might be surprised...
>
> Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Hussein
> Obama:
>
> 1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his
> inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.
>
> 2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from
> Illinois.
>
> 3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama
> served in the Illinois Legislature.
>
> 4. Lincoln had very little experience before
> becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming
> President.
>
> 5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to
> Washington for his inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to
> Washington for his inauguration.
>
> 6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny
> lawyer.
>
> 7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny
> lawyer.
>
> 8. Lincoln was in the United States military. Obama
> is a skinny lawyer.
>
> 9. Lincoln believed in everyone carrying their own
> weight. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
>
> 10. Lincoln did not waste taxpayers' money on
> personal enjoyments. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
>
> 11. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny
> lawyer.
>
> 12. Lincoln was born in the United States . Obama is
> a skinny lawyer.
>
> 13. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called
> Honest Abe. Obama is a skinny lawyer
>
> 14. Lincoln saved the United States . Obama is a
> skinny lawyer .
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Old 03-29-2012, 08:21 PM
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Default Re: Two Skinny Lawyers

i totally agree. thats awesome
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