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Old 03-20-2012, 04:04 PM
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Have you guys seen this yet? I heard about it on Lex and Terry this morning and couldn't stop laughing.

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Old 03-20-2012, 04:10 PM
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classic, just classic

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she would wack 80 right in half lol

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still watching it

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she makes sense, you know flat tires...tranny type...

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wow. i bet her mother loves her. a lot
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Old 03-20-2012, 04:56 PM
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Wow!
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Old 03-20-2012, 05:03 PM
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LOLOLOLOL I was cracking up laughing, i woulda had to pull over to laugh if i heard this on the radio........



the tires turn like 400 times in a mile......
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Old 03-20-2012, 05:07 PM
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Atleast she's pretty, that's all she's got going for her
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Old 03-20-2012, 05:10 PM
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LOLOLOLOL I was cracking up laughing, i woulda had to pull over to laugh if i heard this on the radio........



the tires turn like 400 times in a mile......
Luckily I was parked already, lol. It had me in tears. My favorite part was when the guy said 'No, I used science and math." "I can run a mile in like 9 minutes, so..." LOL!
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Old 03-23-2012, 11:19 AM
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Police will have their tires more full so that is why they can go so fast.

How could you marry someone who was that dumb?? Seriously!
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Old 03-23-2012, 11:25 AM
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watch out cause she can run a mile in like 9 minutes! she'll wack your 40 right in half! lol
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Old 03-23-2012, 01:50 PM
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Video no longer there. : (
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Old 03-23-2012, 02:08 PM
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Fixored. Linked to the first official video.
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Old 03-23-2012, 02:26 PM
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Old 03-23-2012, 02:30 PM
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damn i wish this was captioned
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Old 03-23-2012, 02:58 PM
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I have seen this already, laughed my ass off!

But honestly, it was probably set up.
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Old 03-25-2012, 07:46 AM
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I have seen this already, laughed my ass off!

But honestly, it was probably set up.
Pooleo, I do not think this is set up some women (blonde or not) from Utah, which is where they are driving from, really are that freaking stupid
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