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11-28-2013, 03:51 PM
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An elephant never forgets!!
There was a young college student finishing up his degree in Kenya and went on a wildlife safari.
On the safari he encountered a baby elephant crying and limping. He went up to it and noticed it had a big wodden splinter in its foot. He slowly and cautiously removed the wood splinter. The young elephant stomped his other foot and blew his trunk in appreciation for his help. The young man and the elephant stared into each other's eyes as the elephant stomped his foot and blew his trunk again as he walked away to join the herd. 15 years later the young man was grown and had his own son and they were on a trip to a zoo. As they were at the elephant exhibit, a large elephant came up and stared at the guy and then the elephant stomped his foot and blew his trunk. The guy was confused and in awe...as the elephant stared at him and stomped his foot and blew his trunk once again. They guy jumped over the fence and approached the elephant. Then the elephant stomped his foot and blew his trunk once more.....then the elephant grabbed the guy with his trunk and slammed him into the retaining wall killing him!! Im guessing it wasnt the same fucking elephant!!
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#2
11-28-2013, 03:55 PM
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wtf lolol
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11-28-2013, 03:57 PM
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Hahahahaha pretty funny
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11-28-2013, 03:59 PM
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Lmao. I saw that coming.
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11-28-2013, 04:00 PM
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I want the time i took to read this back...
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11-28-2013, 04:08 PM
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Hahaha won't expecting that.
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11-30-2013, 03:36 AM
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Re: An elephant never forgets!!
Well now I don't think I want to go to the fucking zoo... Thanks Glenn you ruined my life.
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06-24-2014, 04:56 PM
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