The Night Before Christmas-A Short Story
CHRISTMAS
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
and all ower da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin'
Dey wuz sleepin' good.
We hunged up our stockings;
an hoped like de' heck;
that ole Santa Clause;
Be bringin' our check.
All o'de fambily;
wuz laying in de beds;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Danced through dey heads.
passed out onna' flo;
right nex to my maw;
When I heard sech a fuss;
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"
I looked out thru de bars;
what covered my doe;
'specting de sheriff;
Wif a warrant fo sho!!
And what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!
Ther' wuz a huge watta mellon;
Pulled by giant warf rats!!
Now ober all de years;
Sanna Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.
Faster dan a Po'lees car;
My home boy he came;
He shupped on dem warf rats;
An' called dem by name!
On Leroy, on Lonzo;
and on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see!!
And he landed dat watta' mellon;
Out der in da skreet;
I knowed it was fo' sho',
Da damndest site I ebber did see.
He didnt go down no chimbley;
He picked da' lock on my doe;
An' I sez to myself,
"Sht!! He done dis befoe!!!"
He had dis big bag
full of prezents I x'spect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.
But he left no good prezents;
just started stealing my ****;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!
Wit my stuff in de bag;
Out da windo he flewed;
I woulda' tried to catched him,
But he stoled my 'nife too!!
He jumped on dat wadda' mellon
an' whipped out a switch;
He wuz gone in a seccon',
Dat son of a b_tch!!
Next year I be hopin';
Anutha Sanna we git,
Cuz' diz Sanna clause
Just aint werf a sht!!!
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