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Old 12-24-2009, 04:52 PM
FoMoCo FoMoCo is offline ban camp founder
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Default The Night Before Christmas-A Short Story


Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
and all ower da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin'
Dey wuz sleepin' good.

We hunged up our stockings;
an hoped like de' heck;
that ole Santa Clause;
Be bringin' our check.

All o'de fambily;
wuz laying in de beds;
While Ripple and Thunderbird;
Danced through dey heads.

passed out onna' flo;
right nex to my maw;
When I heard sech a fuss;
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!!"

I looked out thru de bars;
what covered my doe;
'specting de sheriff;
Wif a warrant fo sho!!

And what did I see;
I said, "Lawd look at dat!!
Ther' wuz a huge watta mellon;
Pulled by giant warf rats!!

Now ober all de years;
Sanna Clause, he be white;
But looks liken us bros;
Gets a black Sanna dis nite.

Faster dan a Po'lees car;
My home boy he came;
He shupped on dem warf rats;
An' called dem by name!

On Leroy, on Lonzo;
and on Willie Lee;
On Saphire, on Chenequa;
Dey wuz a site to see!!

And he landed dat watta' mellon;
Out der in da skreet;
I knowed it was fo' sho',
Da damndest site I ebber did see.

He didnt go down no chimbley;
He picked da' lock on my doe;
An' I sez to myself,
"Sht!! He done dis befoe!!!"

He had dis big bag
full of prezents I x'spect;
Wid Air Jordans and fake gold;
To wear roun' my neck.

But he left no good prezents;
just started stealing my ****;
Got my drugs, got my guns,
Even got my burglar's kit!!

Wit my stuff in de bag;
Out da windo he flewed;
I woulda' tried to catched him,
But he stoled my 'nife too!!

He jumped on dat wadda' mellon
an' whipped out a switch;
He wuz gone in a seccon',
Dat son of a b_tch!!

Next year I be hopin';
Anutha Sanna we git,
Cuz' diz Sanna clause
Just aint werf a sht!!!
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Old 12-24-2009, 05:02 PM
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Old 12-24-2009, 05:12 PM
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dam, if i spoke ebonics that would be easy to read
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Old 12-24-2009, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by smakes View Post
dam, if i spoke ebonics that would be easy to read
chyeah i agree with him lol
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Originally Posted by chaddwalters View Post
Lmao like a good neighbor, FRF is there!
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Old 12-24-2009, 05:49 PM
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