NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread

2004xlmiller · #1 11-13-2011, 10:18 PM

thought id start this and share some of my fucked up weekend stories, id like to hear some other ones as well. could be a really funny thread.

i made this vid of some of the nights here since i came to college

southbama man · #2 11-13-2011, 10:23 PM

Ever gotten drunk and convinced your sober friend to pick up a hitchhiker at midnight or scored a 36 year old cougar at 18 lol. I have. I thought i'd share at least two storys.

Red31 · #3 11-13-2011, 10:25 PM

^^ LMAO...

I stopped drinking after "That one night" Yeah we all have onna those eventually lol

2004xlmiller · #4 11-13-2011, 10:28 PM

i had one of those last night.. hence the thread start. my room mate nolan was an exchange student in austria and they taught him how to drink.. well last night i tried to match him. we both ended up getting fucked up and we killed a 30 pack within a few hours.

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Originally Posted by southbama man

Ever gotten drunk and convinced your sober friend to pick up a hitchhiker at midnight or scored a 36 year old cougar at 18 lol. I have. I thought i'd share at least two storys.

scored a 22 year old, drunk, on my 18th birthday, which was also a ranger meet.

Red31 · #5 11-13-2011, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 2004xlmiller

i had one of those last night.. hence the thread start. my room mate nolan was an exchange student in austria and they taught him how to drink.. well last night i tried to match him. we both ended up getting fucked up and we killed a 30 pack within a few hours.

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scored a 22 year old, drunk, on my 18th birthday, which was also a ranger meet.

Haha mine involved the back of an extended cab F-150 and apparently the GF I didnt know about of onna my former friends lol, straightened me up, for the most part lol...

And heck I had a 20 year old at 17 sober lol

2004xlmiller · #6 11-13-2011, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Red31

Haha mine involved the back of an extended cab F-150 and apparently the GF I didnt know about of onna my former friends lol, straightened me up, for the most part lol...

And heck I had a 20 year old at 17 sober lol

haha

lets see what else do i have.. i ended up in the river at the meet i mentioned above
and i let ben (ben10) spray paint me..

first ever slut life tag bitches!

Red31 · #7 11-13-2011, 10:42 PM

I never allowed cameras around me lol

southbama man · #8 11-13-2011, 10:44 PM

lol here is a drunk pick unfortunatly they got this pick right before i hit the floor lol. I'm on the far right. hold on and let me get it

2004xlmiller · #9 11-13-2011, 10:45 PM

you look like youre on your way down

southbama man · #10 11-13-2011, 10:48 PM

wrong pic. this is one of my familys computer i can't get the right pic to come up.

southbama man · #11 11-13-2011, 10:50 PM

here it is 249728_10150267768123103_695223102_8893592_143016_n (1).jpg

southbama man · #12 11-13-2011, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 2004xlmiller

i had one of those last night.. hence the thread start. my room mate nolan was an exchange student in austria and they taught him how to drink.. well last night i tried to match him. we both ended up getting fucked up and we killed a 30 pack within a few hours.

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scored a 22 year old, drunk, on my 18th birthday, which was also a ranger meet.

When this happened I was 18 and this girls 17 year old daughter was asleep in the house lol

2004xlmiller · #13 11-13-2011, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by southbama man

when this happened i was 18 and this girls 17 year old daughter was asleep in the house lol

nice!

TerrenceStuart · #14 11-13-2011, 10:59 PM

I was drunk once, drove around and could have killed someone. Then I wised up and stopped drinking. Is that a good enough drunk story?

Red31 · #15 11-13-2011, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by machine

I was drunk once, drove around and could have killed someone. Then I wised up and stopped drinking. Is that a good enough drunk story?

And this is why I usually vollunteer to DD