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Re: NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread
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Yeah I stopped drinking heavily a year ago, the night I'm about to tell never leaves this site.. it all started normal... drinking With freinds hanging out normal house party.. untill mr jack and ms jager came out.. I started by playing beer pong with jack shots... after running the table for an hour or so my friend/drinking buddy started lining up jager bombs.. about 6 of those.. and I knew nothing good was going to come of this... I ended up fighting my friend (mind you we were both training at a mma studio) and after kicking eachothers ass we started trying to fight other people.. that didny go well for them... all the while I was trying to steal, the girl I liked from her bf... he didn't want to fight so I told him to go home and change his maxi pad... that got him to step up and then get taped out... he wasn't happy so he left while she stayed there with me.. so after ag couple more drinks and holding her hair from puking we laid down.. my freind on one side me on the other... we made out messed around and thn passed out. The sleep time is blurry but I woke up in the mourning covered in piss holding her who was also covered in piss... I was disgusted and clueless my friend blamed it on the dog.. I agreed.. the owner of the house and bed was pissed off so we left. As Im leaving my buddy says dude you pissed on her than layed back down... I'm shocked and in deniel than it all came together.. . The reason why my pants were unbuttoned and belt was undone. . Why my dick was out... it was pretty epic... I ended up dating her for a month or so and am still freinds with her... but I will never tell her the actual events of that night.. never again shall I mix jager and jack...
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that..... that's pretty bad. but so hilarious.
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11-16-2011, 02:48 PM
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Re: NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread
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Originally Posted by RedLineRanger
Yeah I stopped drinking heavily a year ago, the night I'm about to tell never leaves this site.. it all started normal... drinking With freinds hanging out normal house party.. untill mr jack and ms jager came out.. I started by playing beer pong with jack shots... after running the table for an hour or so my friend/drinking buddy started lining up jager bombs.. about 6 of those.. and I knew nothing good was going to come of this... I ended up fighting my friend (mind you we were both training at a mma studio) and after kicking eachothers ass we started trying to fight other people.. that didny go well for them... all the while I was trying to steal, the girl I liked from her bf... he didn't want to fight so I told him to go home and change his maxi pad... that got him to step up and then get taped out... he wasn't happy so he left while she stayed there with me.. so after ag couple more drinks and holding her hair from puking we laid down.. my freind on one side me on the other... we made out messed around and thn passed out. The sleep time is blurry but I woke up in the mourning covered in piss holding her who was also covered in piss... I was disgusted and clueless my friend blamed it on the dog.. I agreed.. the owner of the house and bed was pissed off so we left. As Im leaving my buddy says dude you pissed on her than layed back down... I'm shocked and in deniel than it all came together.. . The reason why my pants were unbuttoned and belt was undone. . Why my dick was out... it was pretty epic... I ended up dating her for a month or so and am still freinds with her... but I will never tell her the actual events of that night.. never again shall I mix jager and jack...
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So you pissed on a bitch? hahahahaha... Im sorry but thats funny!
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11-16-2011, 02:53 PM
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Re: NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread
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short and sweet
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sounds like the girl I was hanging out with last night
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11-16-2011, 02:54 PM
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Just call me Neo.
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11-16-2011, 02:55 PM
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Re: NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread
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damn sounds like one hell of a time
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11-16-2011, 02:56 PM
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Re: NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread
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Originally Posted by NeoRanger
This one time I got so wasted... I banged this tranny he/she I met at walmart
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Fuck bro that's some crazy shit! 
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Originally Posted by lowNloud86
Once you f*ck a monkey, thats a FIRM decision. No body f*cks a monkey on Tuesday and says 'maybe I'll call up Charlene on Thursday'
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Originally Posted by Silver Bullet
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11-16-2011, 02:59 PM
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Re: NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread
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Originally Posted by NeoRanger
This one time I got so wasted... I banged this tranny he/she I met at walmart
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11-16-2011, 04:55 PM
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Re: NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread
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Originally Posted by 2004xlmiller
its only ruining lives if you
1)lose your job over it
2)do it on a regular basis.
i dont get fucked up every weekend.. but when i do, shits gonna go down.
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lol no judgement bud 
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11-16-2011, 05:18 PM
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Re: NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread
lol.
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11-16-2011, 07:41 PM
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Re: NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread
I drunk dialed Clinton one time and told him that I loved him
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11-16-2011, 07:43 PM
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Re: NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread
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I drunk dialed Clinton one time and told him that I loved him
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Did he reach thru the phone and punch you? lol
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1991 Reg Cab Longbed 2wd 2.3
2006 Ext. Cab Fx4 Build Thread: Clicky
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Originally Posted by lowNloud86
Once you f*ck a monkey, thats a FIRM decision. No body f*cks a monkey on Tuesday and says 'maybe I'll call up Charlene on Thursday'
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Originally Posted by Silver Bullet
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11-16-2011, 07:44 PM
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Re: NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread
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Originally Posted by TurdFX4
I drunk dialed Clinton one time and told him that I loved him
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I did that sober 
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11-16-2011, 11:12 PM
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Re: NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread
This song reminded me this thread existed... Loving the stories lol
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11-17-2011, 12:18 AM
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Re: NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread
yes! love that song.
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11-17-2011, 08:09 AM
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Re: NSFW: Drunk Stories Thread
long story short, took some vicodin and drank jager and ended up with 4 girls at the same time, one of which was a stripper.... yeah
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