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Old 11-15-2011, 08:10 PM
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One of the best I have is my birthday party (june), also my buddys coming home party from iraq, started drinking at 7am when we got home from the airport. Had a few other people over. And a few kegs, a gallon of captain, and a fifth of absents taboo( illegal stuff, my buddy got it in his flight change in germany) blacked out and woke up the next morning naked laying on the beach in my back yard, looked out onto the lake to see my boat stuck on the island. I guess we were driving my boat (24ft pontoon )Everything and ended up crashing it into the island in the middle of the lake I live on. And instead of getting it unstuck we all abandoned ship and swam for it. Some how everyone made it.
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:18 PM
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one night i decided to show everyone how good of a drinker i am, i took hits of the best shit around the school, drank shots and then exhaled, almost always a ghost hit...BEST PARTY ever!

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got wasted with my friend and skateboarded in northridge at midnight lol


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i used to drink WAYYY too much, 2 bottles of jager usually -_-

ive woken up abandoned in the house i partied in, fucked a chick on a slide at a local playground, fucked a chick in her driveway on the side of a van while her parents were in the house (idr if i was drunk or sober but i feel like i was sober), got WASTED at camp and got with a 30 year old and that same 30 year hadnt had sex in 5 years and she wass hot!

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i once went into a gas station COMPLETELY wasted to buy more alcohol and invited the guy to drink with me...he still sold me alcohol! lol

my 21st birthday consisted of hotboxing on the way to each bar and having over 30 drinks, someone told me 32 lol and i think i was so wasted i told the hot bartender i was high
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:01 PM
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Don't really have interesting drunk stories. Although there was one time, I was running out of Walmart while it was raining, and busted my ass in front of a couple hot chicks. And broke my arm. Didn't go to the hospital till I woke up the next day.

I'm 19, and I went to buy alcohol completely waisted. I was trying so hard to convince the cashier that I was 21 for about 30 min. Till they threatened to call the cops. -__-
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Old 11-15-2011, 11:53 PM
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22 years old and never gotten drunk. dont have the intention of doing it. I rather see drunk people do shit that may ruin there lives instead of me.
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Old 11-16-2011, 12:19 AM
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its only ruining lives if you

1)lose your job over it

2)do it on a regular basis.

i dont get fucked up every weekend.. but when i do, shits gonna go down.
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Old 11-16-2011, 12:59 AM
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22 years old and never gotten drunk. dont have the intention of doing it.
X2 I'm 20 and havent as well. Even if it was legal for me to drink i wouldnt anyway.
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Old 11-16-2011, 01:07 AM
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I got super shitfaced on halloween and went to the movies. Man, from what ive been told I was annoying. and hey the girl I was with didnt seem to mind. I seriously only remember about 20% of that night though. I got way to drunk. But hey, no hangover. Gotta love vodka, good clean drunk.
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Old 11-16-2011, 01:18 AM
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Gotta love vodka, good clean drunk.
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what movie did you see?
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Old 11-16-2011, 04:28 AM
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Yeah I stopped drinking heavily a year ago, the night I'm about to tell never leaves this site.. it all started normal... drinking With freinds hanging out normal house party.. untill mr jack and ms jager came out.. I started by playing beer pong with jack shots... after running the table for an hour or so my friend/drinking buddy started lining up jager bombs.. about 6 of those.. and I knew nothing good was going to come of this... I ended up fighting my friend (mind you we were both training at a mma studio) and after kicking eachothers ass we started trying to fight other people.. that didny go well for them... all the while I was trying to steal, the girl I liked from her bf... he didn't want to fight so I told him to go home and change his maxi pad... that got him to step up and then get taped out... he wasn't happy so he left while she stayed there with me.. so after ag couple more drinks and holding her hair from puking we laid down.. my freind on one side me on the other... we made out messed around and thn passed out. The sleep time is blurry but I woke up in the mourning covered in piss holding her who was also covered in piss... I was disgusted and clueless my friend blamed it on the dog.. I agreed.. the owner of the house and bed was pissed off so we left. As Im leaving my buddy says dude you pissed on her than layed back down... I'm shocked and in deniel than it all came together.. . The reason why my pants were unbuttoned and belt was undone. . Why my dick was out... it was pretty epic... I ended up dating her for a month or so and am still freinds with her... but I will never tell her the actual events of that night.. never again shall I mix jager and jack...

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Old 11-16-2011, 05:14 AM
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i just turned 21 on halloween...havent drank yet and have no intentions of drinking
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:10 AM
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I get no hangovers I don't fucks with vodka. Lol. Or liquar of any kind. Beer all the way.
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:30 AM
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I get no hangovers I don't fucks with vodka. Lol. Or liquar of any kind. Beer all the way.
x2... so far Ive been pretty lucky and dont really get hangovers no matter what I drink....

My worst and first time was senior year of high school. Me and my friend(Silver Bullet) decided to get hammered on a Tuesday school night lol. So we had a full bottle of jager and a full bottle of vodka lol.... We just start taking shot after shot and jager bombs lol. Then after the jager was gone we moved to cranberry and vodka lol. Next thing I knew it was 6 a.m. and we had to be at scholl at 7 lol... By 630 I was already throwing up cuz I was so drunk lol..... Yeah and my first to classes were Weightlifting and Food 1.... Worst day EVER!!!!!!!! lol
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Old 11-16-2011, 07:40 AM
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this.

what movie did you see?
Paranormal activity three. I honestly dont remember a single thing about it. normaly I would feel bad because I would feel like I wasted my money, but my money was wasted the moment they gave me my ticket for that movie. I hate those movies.
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Old 11-16-2011, 02:34 PM
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My drunken stories are too long lol
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Old 11-16-2011, 02:40 PM
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My drunken stories are too long lol
mine are short and sweet and invaluve fire
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