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Old 11-13-2011, 11:07 PM
2004xlmiller 2004xlmiller is offline
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I was drunk once, drove around and could have killed someone. Then I wised up and stopped drinking. Is that a good enough drunk story?
way to kill the mood man. nobody mentioned driving. i never drive under the influence. you were not smart in doing so.. but im glad you dont do it anymore.
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Old 11-13-2011, 11:36 PM
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i got hammered in the dorms with some old friends. we all bought razor scooters for like $20 at walmart earlier in the quarter, and decided to ride them down the one big hill on campus. we go up to the top, ride down, and half way there's a 90 degree turn. i went down first and i guess just forgot about the turn. i hit the guard rail and flew a little way then ended up hitting the ground and rolling down 50 feet. none of them saw me fall. they found me 20 minutes later as i was climbing back over the guard rail. never did find my scooter.

one night at my old house i was feeling dangerous and wanted to fight. my ******* used to live with 2 CIF champion wrestlers from high school, and one CIF champ soccer player. the soccer player squeezed my ribs till i couldn't breathe as i was hitting him in the head (i deserved that). one of the wrestlers managed to pop my shoulder out of its socket. that was a bad idea.

i had a few too many wobbly sodas out in the desert off roading once and just started running. i was gone for like 2 hours apparently, they found me sleeping behind a bush just outside of the light of camp.

never been drawn on luckily, or messed with. but i have puked on every house's front lawn on my street (25 houses) and pissed myself when i fell face forward in a bush.
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Old 11-13-2011, 11:48 PM
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bahhahahaa mac goes hard!

i tried to plank on a bush last night and cut the shit outta my face.
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Old 11-14-2011, 11:03 PM
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Old 11-14-2011, 11:20 PM
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Old 11-15-2011, 12:00 AM
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Old 11-15-2011, 12:01 AM
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thought i'd add a pic
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Old 11-15-2011, 01:06 AM
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don't ask an undercover hooker cop if she would like a c0ck samich and side salad with seman dressing.

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Old 11-15-2011, 01:21 AM
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thought i'd add a pic
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Old 11-15-2011, 01:26 AM
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That was the slowest beer chug ever... but for cali's standerds pretty good... wisconsin is a drunk story do I need say more?

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Old 11-15-2011, 01:31 AM
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That was the slowest beer chug ever... but for cali's standerds pretty good... wisconsin is a drunk story do I need say more?

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thats the thing.. i always do shots. i never drink beer. which is why i got so hammered this weekend..
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Old 11-15-2011, 07:08 PM
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mine was on St. patricks day a couple of years ago me and my little sister had a fifth of jack a bottle of UV Blue and a 30 pack of beer which i was the only one drinking the beer but me and my sister killed the jack and UV in 20 minutes and 30 minutes later i had the beer gone, needless to say i rememeber none of it...another drunk night i was at this club and me and a buddy had one of those app on the Iphone that has drink thing on it we blew through $200 in 30 minutes, the only thing i remember was standing in the back talking to a Davenport cop just shooting the shit with him then i just faceplanted right in front of him, he kicked us out, so i went across the street and drank more beer...ahh good times
oh and there was that one time at my old work christmas party they had free beer, I drank alot andwas with some of the girls i worked with went to a hotel party and they had some pills flying around, but they kept me from doing any, but one of the chicks ended up taking me to home to her place, 2 thing were funny about it 1 she was married and 2 she was like 38 and i was 21 that was great night
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Old 11-15-2011, 07:55 PM
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2 years ago we had a week straight of bon fires behind the appartment complex down the road over thanksgiving break. everything went good till the last night.... 4gulps from a bottle of jack... a few shots of patron.. a few shots of UV and a few beers later(dk how many)... Running through woods from cops is not fun... nor is it suggested. idk how many times i fell. but damn it was a fun night!!!
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Old 11-15-2011, 07:57 PM
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That was the slowest beer chug ever... but for cali's standerds pretty good... wisconsin is a drunk story do I need say more?

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Old 11-15-2011, 08:06 PM
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okay i got you all beat... around this time last year
me playing with gas and a lighter on the right in the door


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