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08-23-2010, 05:17 AM
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HONDA- How Oriental Nerds Destroy America
GMC - Garage Man's Companion
VW - Virtually Worthless
KIA - Killed In Action
LAMBORGHINI - Leave At Mechanic's And Break Out Running Gear, Hiking Is Now In
BMW - Bought My Wife
Cadillac - Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars
MOPAR - Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Toyota - The One You Ought To Avoid
Ford - Furiously out raping Dodges
dodge - Dead or Dying of General Exhaustion
MOPAR - Mostly Old Parts And Rust
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08-23-2010, 06:24 AM
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I like chevy-
cracked
heads
every
valve
rattles
oil
leaks
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08-23-2010, 09:54 AM
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BMW-Big Mexican Women
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08-26-2010, 10:07 PM
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Ford:
F**ker
only
runs
downhill
and for the record i would rather have a blue oval on the front om my truck than a bow tie. cause only queers and nerds were bow ties.
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Last edited by Coastie; 08-26-2010 at 10:08 PM.
Reason: wrong word
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08-27-2010, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Coastie cause only queers and nerds were bow ties. | The
Most
Redneck
Thing
Ive
Ever
Read.
Last edited by Coleosis; 08-28-2010 at 05:48 AM.
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08-28-2010, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Coleosis The
Most
Redneck
Thing
Ive
Ever
Read. | haha i spelling or grammar is not my strong point. which is why i work with a wrench and not a pen.
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08-29-2010, 08:54 PM
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Fucking
Off
Roading;
Dammit!
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11-29-2010, 07:37 AM
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would that racist word happen to be ******? just wanna clarify for all those wondering
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11-29-2010, 08:07 AM
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Ford stands for Ford. The rest of those acronyms are retarded. as well as any "funny" acronym to another brand.
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11-29-2010, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Clutch Ford stands for Ford. The rest of those acronyms are retarded. as well as any "funny" acronym to another brand. | You know, if your mangina didn't hang so low, you wouldn't get as much sand in it. I recommend you give it a thorough cleaning, then re-read what you posted.
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11-29-2010, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnbaum13 You know, if your mangina didn't hang so low, you wouldn't get as much sand in it. I recommend you give it a thorough cleaning, then re-read what you posted. | LOL Quote:
Originally Posted by Inv Found
On
Road
Dead | Found
Off
Road
Dominating
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11-29-2010, 11:18 AM
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Ha this thread is Great!!!!!
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11-29-2010, 11:20 AM
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Not Ford but
M ost
O ld
P arts
A nd
R ust
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11-29-2010, 11:38 AM
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Found out running dodges
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