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11-08-2012, 09:39 PM
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Got a joke I found!!!
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too! "OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
Got that off another forum and thought I would share!!
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11-08-2012, 09:41 PM
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Re: Got a joke I found!!!
haha i have seen this one a million times, very funny
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11-08-2012, 09:42 PM
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Official FRF Redneck.
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Re: Got a joke I found!!!
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Originally Posted by HazardousRanger
haha i have seen this one a million times, very funny
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Damn - thought that would be a new one!
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11-08-2012, 10:00 PM
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Lol I thought it was good, first time I have seen it.
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11-09-2012, 02:23 PM
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Lol I thought it was good, first time I have seen it.
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Yeah same here. It's funny. Haha
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11-09-2012, 03:55 PM
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Thats funny im surprised ive never heard that one yet
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11-09-2012, 04:02 PM
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Thats a first for me too! I "loled". Haha
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