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Old 07-21-2011, 10:31 PM
Patmeweenie Patmeweenie is offline
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Default Ricer Jokes?!

Alrighty here people, I'm trying to think of some good ricer jokes and my brain is dry. I said one the other day but cant remember so if yall wanna post any ricer jokes go for it ill try n remember what i said.

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In the meantime heres one i found on some website "you might be a ricer if you hang out in the performance section at autozone"
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:32 PM
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you might be ricer if you believe that the decal you paid 5 bucks for gets you 50 hp
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:36 PM
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you might be a ricer if you paint your interior, have altezza tail lights, and stick led underglow everywhere.



oooh, wait... too close to home? LOL
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:38 PM
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i always ask ricers if they put an extra couple packets of soy sauce in that morning lol

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you might be a ricer if you have a non-painted body kit installed thats worth more than the whole car
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:47 PM
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hahaha make sure to throw in some egg roles and noodles even tho they taste good

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you mgiht be a ricer if you tune your car from xbox games

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i saw this one on stangnet.com because i am not original



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Soon to come: fender flare removal, tear off paint under them, replace with bedliner all the way around the truck, paint topper, fix window seals on topper, build roofrack for topper, install shit on roofrack, and make the inside of the topper livable.
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Old 07-22-2011, 12:21 AM
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You might be a ricer when you have important things on your car that need to be fixed, but your still adding stickers, body kits and ricey exhausts
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Old 07-22-2011, 12:39 AM
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One time my friend (whom owns a ricer) was driving with all his ricer friends so I joined them in the Ranger sure they out ran me but when we can to the railroad tracks they all slammed on their brakes and I jumped the tracks lol
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Old 07-22-2011, 04:00 AM
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many 4x4s have a "H2 recovery team" sticker. how about a "ricer recovery team" on my 2wd?

ps i like the start of this thread
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Old 07-22-2011, 07:17 AM
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read this Ricer Kill story I laughed my ass off it almost made me cry it was so funny!!

>>>> http://www.ricerforums.com/index.php?topic=280.0 <<<<<
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Old 07-22-2011, 08:31 AM
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my lugnuts require more torque than your honda makes

stuped ricer, useless wings are for penguins
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Old 07-22-2011, 09:13 AM
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my starter makes more torque then their hondas

they say speeding kills, drive an import and you will live forever
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Old 07-22-2011, 09:14 AM
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my lugnuts require more torque than your honda makes

stuped ricer, useless wings are for penguins

^^^hahahaha^^^
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Old 08-16-2011, 10:37 PM
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you might be a ricer if your favorite color is primer gray
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Old 08-22-2011, 05:12 PM
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Did you know that cutting off the exhaust tip and welding on a coffee can adds 25 hP to a 1.2L? Chrome that can and get another 10.

Contrary to popular belief, all FWD cars need a wing on the back and it'll give 500 lbs of downforce for the corners. You needn't bother with tires or suspension, those cost money.

I've seen both of these done to ricers and F-350's by the way, not cool man.
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Old 08-23-2011, 07:13 AM
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Did you know that cutting off the exhaust tip and welding on a coffee can adds 25 hP to a 1.2L? Chrome that can and get another 10.

Contrary to popular belief, all FWD cars need a wing on the back and it'll give 500 lbs of downforce for the corners. You needn't bother with tires or suspension, those cost money.

I've seen both of these done to ricers and F-350's by the way, not cool man.
The sad thing is a lot of after market performance exhausts come with those stupid fart cans on them now.
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