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Old 07-10-2011, 10:09 PM
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Now do you guys know why married men are fat and why single men are are skinny? The reason is because when a single man gets home from his day, he takes a look in the refrigerator and says to heck with it and goes to bed. Now when a married man gets home from his day, he takes a look at what's in the bed and says to heck with it and looks in the refrigerator instead.
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Old 07-10-2011, 10:18 PM
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Lmfao.
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Old 07-10-2011, 10:22 PM
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That is exactly what I, the none married man, do. lol
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Old 07-13-2011, 11:51 PM
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Poor man wants to be rich
Rich man wants to be king
Single man wants to be married
Married man wants to be dead!
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