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Old 07-10-2011, 05:35 PM
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A Redneck from North Carolina walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international redneck festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Redneck handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Redneck produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Redneck from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the Redneck returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a distinguished alumni from Duke University, a highly sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?

The good 'ole (Duke) boy replied, Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and it to be there when I return?

His name was BUBBA..
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Old 07-10-2011, 05:42 PM
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haha thats pretty funny!
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Old 07-10-2011, 05:57 PM
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ha ha
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Old 07-10-2011, 06:44 PM
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thats fricken awesome lol ha
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Old 07-10-2011, 06:55 PM
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HaHa...That is Funny!

That "Hick" is a SMART man!
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Old 07-10-2011, 06:55 PM
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That guy mother trucking WINS!
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Old 07-10-2011, 08:18 PM
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That is FREAKIN FUNNY!

No Offense Intended.........

I hear these southern boys/gals talk bout "rednecks" down here and I tell them, they ain't seen "TRUE REDNECKS" unless they've been to Wyoming or Colorado............those folks out there are "TRUE REDNECKS"!!!
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Old 07-10-2011, 09:02 PM
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That is FREAKIN FUNNY!

No Offense Intended.........

I hear these southern boys/gals talk bout "rednecks" down here and I tell them, they ain't seen "TRUE REDNECKS" unless they've been to Wyoming or Colorado............those folks out there are "TRUE REDNECKS"!!!
True Rednecks come from West Virginia though...if you look at the history
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Old 07-10-2011, 09:13 PM
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Hahaha This is awesome.
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Old 07-10-2011, 10:20 PM
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Awesome joke lmao
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Old 07-11-2011, 04:10 AM
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True Rednecks come from West Virginia though...if you look at the history
yep the word redneck came from west virginia coal miners. so we are the true rednecks by definition. not anywhere else.
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Old 08-12-2011, 07:35 PM
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What redneck drives a ferrari?
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Old 08-12-2011, 08:26 PM
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What redneck drives a ferrari?
This guy! Joking...I have driven a Ferrari...it was fun!
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Old 08-12-2011, 08:49 PM
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Ha, I've had to pay $25.00 just to park for a few hours in NYC. Luckily that was a work vehicle used for a site visit, so I was reimbursed.
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Old 08-16-2011, 07:37 PM
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Nice!
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