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Old 07-08-2011, 09:06 PM
ben10 ben10 is offline
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Default funny joke!

whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?

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it only takes one nail to hang the picture.
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Old 07-08-2011, 09:13 PM
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ouch
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Old 07-08-2011, 10:24 PM
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Zombie Jesus is gonna come back and punt baby Hitler and then come after you
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Old 07-08-2011, 10:27 PM
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I don't know if it was funny enough to make a thread about..
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Old 07-08-2011, 10:33 PM
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Default Re: funny joke!

it was ^
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:11 PM
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it was ^
Definitely was. I had a good laugh
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Old 07-09-2011, 06:39 AM
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I elohel'd
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Old 07-09-2011, 06:40 AM
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I laughed but i feel bad about it now, lol
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Old 07-09-2011, 07:05 AM
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dont feel bad about laughing, whether you believe in the guy or not its funny. gotta be able to laugh at things!
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Old 07-09-2011, 07:14 AM
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dont feel bad about laughing, whether you believe in the guy or not its funny. gotta be able to laugh at things!
This is true...I believe and I laughed...
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Old 07-09-2011, 07:28 AM
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dont feel bad about laughing, whether you believe in the guy or not its funny. gotta be able to laugh at things!
That's a very good point!!
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Old 07-09-2011, 08:26 AM
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See if HE is laughing when you are face to face with HIM!!!!!
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Old 07-09-2011, 08:36 AM
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If HE can't take a joke then I'm not sure I want to hang out with him...
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Old 07-09-2011, 08:40 AM
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i'm with john on this one.

i didnt really find it funny. and definatly not worth making a whole thread for i feel the BS thread would have been better suited for this
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Old 07-09-2011, 08:48 AM
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ya....i dont really believe and i didnt find it funny....at all
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