Ford Ranger Forum - Forums for Ford Ranger enthusiasts!

Go Back   Ford Ranger Forum - Forums for Ford Ranger enthusiasts! > > >
Forgot Password? Join Us!

Welcome to Ford Ranger Forum

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread

  #1  
Old 06-18-2011, 06:39 AM
edgeman4.0 edgeman4.0 is offline
THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 3,962
Default His and Hers Diary's

Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you,too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster!


Husband's Diary:

Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out.
__________________
2001 Ford Ranger Supercab (4dr), Oxford White, 4.0 Sohc, 4x4, Manual trans (hurst equipped), 4:10's, 3" body lift.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon-FX4 View Post
The Edgeman sees his prey and strikes out from the darkness.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rango88 View Post
Dont f+ck with Ch+ck
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 06-18-2011, 06:43 AM
richarddhoward richarddhoward is offline
Road Trippin' King!
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 5,010
Send a message via MSN to richarddhoward
Default Re: His and Hers Diary's

Lol that's about right

Men and their toys...
__________________
97 Ranger - 4.0 V6 auto, 4wd, 31x10.5x15s Wild Country XTX Sport All Terrains, Warn locking hubs, Pioneer deck with iPod attachment, Snugtop Topper, K&N filter, scan gauge II, Hella 500 Lights, More parts coming, waiting for the paycheck to get bigger!

Truck built in loving memory of Norm Howard
Outcast Racing
PNW Crew!!!
Afterhours Clan!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by aaron_ariens View Post
I think Henry just shit himself
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radness View Post
Its kind of like that carnival game "Whack A Mole" but with guns! Haha
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 06-18-2011, 06:45 AM
Clinton Clinton is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 14,049
Default Re: His and Hers Diary's

Lol....Thats great man!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 06-18-2011, 01:42 PM
Fordzilla80 Fordzilla80 is offline
Welcome to FRF!
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 8,952
Default Re: His and Hers Diary's

Quote:
Originally Posted by edgeman4.0 View Post
Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you,too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster!


Husband's Diary:

Truck wouldn't run right, can't figure it out.
Story of my life.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 06-18-2011, 01:48 PM
TomN TomN is offline
<-----Needs moar liftz
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 1,125
Default Re: His and Hers Diary's

hahahahaha. Fuckin boat
__________________
1997 Ranger XLT
4.0 4X4 Lotta Mods.

2001 Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor. 4.6 V8

Quote:
Originally Posted by richarddhoward View Post
my truck will rape your Honda.
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 06-18-2011, 01:50 PM
Justincredible Justincredible is offline
dose beams doe
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 2,777
Default Re: His and Hers Diary's

thats freaking hilarious! so true!
__________________
my lil prerun run... tires and junk cool tube bumpers, fiberglass, cool colored lights, loud bass and a tire rack so you know im cool
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 06-18-2011, 01:55 PM
Jimmeh Jimmeh is offline
I am THE Hank Hill.
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 1,085
Send a message via AIM to Jimmeh
Default Re: His and Hers Diary's

I had to share this on FB. Hilarious!
__________________
92 Ford Ranger Supercab XLT 4X4.
Not a ton done to it, but it's nowhere near finished
05 Chevy Silverado 1500 W/T 4X4
Way too much done to list and it's also not even close to done

"The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane. And I'm tricking her out all over this town."
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 06-18-2011, 03:25 PM
TheStig TheStig is offline
My truck snorts.
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 820
Default Re: His and Hers Diary's

i heard another version and it involved a Harley....

still hilarious
__________________
1996 XLT 2.3T "White Lightning" 5/7 dropped, Turbo street toy
2006 FX4 Off Road, DD, work in progress
1985 XLT 2.8L 4x4 "The Black Pearl" (retired but still around)
1987 XL 2.3L 2wd R.I.P.
Quote:
Originally Posted by RangerAllie View Post
I love me some Stig
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 06-18-2011, 03:27 PM
02EdgeWPG 02EdgeWPG is offline
Finally got the 32's!!
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 87
Default Re: His and Hers Diary's

Thats awesome haha!!!

Been there all right.
__________________
2002 Edge, 4x4, LSD/4.10's, 4.0 SOHC, Auto., 32x11.5x15 BFG A/T, One piece HID Projectors, LED Tails/ 3rd BL, Cherry Bomb Glasspack Exhaust
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 06-18-2011, 03:33 PM
btm757 btm757 is offline
In Memory of Jason Finn
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 748
Default Re: His and Hers Diary's

Hahhaha LMAO
__________________
This is Ford Country and On a quiet Night you can Hear a Chevy Rust.
2004 XLT SUPER CAB STEPSIDE 4.0l 4x4 3"BL W/ 33/12.5 KM2s on Black Procomps and I Haz ______/--------- <Cutoff FTW
Facebook
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 06-18-2011, 03:51 PM
darksyde darksyde is offline
Ford Ranger Driver
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 768
Default Re: His and Hers Diary's

Lol
__________________
Current Vehicle: 2000 Red Ford Ranger XLT SuperCab

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spidey2011 View Post
You should probably listen to this guy. He's actually giving you constructive advice, rather than laughing at you like the rest of us are.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 06-18-2011, 04:04 PM
edgeman4.0 edgeman4.0 is offline
THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 3,962
Default Re: His and Hers Diary's

Hahaha glad y'all like it.
__________________
2001 Ford Ranger Supercab (4dr), Oxford White, 4.0 Sohc, 4x4, Manual trans (hurst equipped), 4:10's, 3" body lift.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon-FX4 View Post
The Edgeman sees his prey and strikes out from the darkness.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rango88 View Post
Dont f+ck with Ch+ck
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 06-18-2011, 06:51 PM
DiabloBlanco DiabloBlanco is offline
Get Lifted.
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 6,402
Default Re: His and Hers Diary's

oh shit lol. So funny.
__________________
YZ the way to be!
The Brotherhood!

Mods to come: Camburg entry 6.0 system. FiberwerkX Fenders and bedsides. Tube bumper.
R.I.P. Jeff Ashton. 1992-2011
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 06-21-2011, 08:25 PM
bahamen bahamen is offline
Learning to use the forums
 
Join Date: Jun 2011
Posts: 6
Default Re: His and Hers Diary's

That' some funny shit.
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 06-21-2011, 08:28 PM
HazardousRanger HazardousRanger is offline
Hazardous to Your Health!
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 9,995
Default Re: His and Hers Diary's

HAHAHA! so true!!!! posting on fb now
__________________
Ford Ranger Edge Supercab, 2004 3.0 Auto, 2WD, 4.10 Axle 31x10.5x15 BF Goodrich All Terrain T/A KO's


My Truck Is My Mountain Bike's Ride!

Class III hitch, Rhino Bedliner, Almost Maxed T-Bar Crank, Tuff Country Add A Leaf, Custom Low Anchor Points, OEM ('99) Tow Hooks, Pro Comp Offroad Lights , Mustang Dome Light, Clear Corners, Slim Toolbox, Blinker Mod,Cargo Brake Light Mod,Expo Lighted Visors, Ultra Silverstar heads/fogs, Fog/high mod, Reverse/switched lights, Bike Fork Mounts
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search