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Old 05-26-2011, 09:02 PM
Earthbound Misfit Earthbound Misfit is offline
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Unhappy 3 old men on a train..

3 old men sat at the same table on the train lookin' bored..
One says to the others
"Hell it's no fun being 60..every mornin' I wake at 6.00,go for a p**s
& only manage to dribble"
Old guy over from him buts-in & says...
"Boy you wanna try being 70 yrs old..I wake every mornin' at 7.00,- fair bursting for a crap..when I finally get sat on the pot all I manage is a big F**t!"
So the 2 fellas look to the other man..
"How about you Pop?"
"You same as us?"
Oldest man turns to them..
"Boys, you got it lucky being 60 & 70 yrs wait till ya reach 80!"
"Every morning at 6.00 I p**s like a racehorse, and every morning at 7.00 I sh** like an old cow!"
"Well hell,that ain't so bad" says the other two guys...
"Yes it is boys..when ya get to 80yrs....
...YA DON'T WAKE UP TILL 8.00!!!
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Old 05-26-2011, 09:05 PM
Teg360 Teg360 is offline
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Mods: AEM Brute Force air intake, Throttle body spacer, dual exhaust, leveling kit, 3in body lift, 15x8 black pacer rims wrapped with 33x12.5xr15 Goodyear Wrangler Duratracs, Hella 500 offroad lights, cobra cb with wilson 1000 antenna, Sony head unit, 500 watt amp with 12inch sub.
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Baby steps.
I think we made good progress today.
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Old 05-26-2011, 09:06 PM
HazardousRanger HazardousRanger is offline
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Default Re: 3 old men on a train..

haha thats pretty funny
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Old 05-26-2011, 09:11 PM
Christianguy Christianguy is offline
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Funny , but I hope it's not true!
Not looking forward to wake up soiled at 8:00am
1999 Ford Ranger XL
Vulcan V6, K&N 33-2106 Filter, 3:73 Gears,
FRONT 3'' Susp Lift/REAR 3'' susp.+ 3" blocks,06 Mirrors
31"/10.5"-15" BFG on AR-172 Polished Rims,Smitybilt Console
95 Mustang Saleen Seats,Alternating Blinker MOD
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Old 05-26-2011, 09:27 PM
FlyinRyan FlyinRyan is offline
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