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Old 05-05-2011, 05:38 PM
klinger86 klinger86 is offline
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Default Bin Laden at the pearly gates.

Sorry if this offends anyone but I thought it was funny as hell.



Osama bin Laden at the Pearly Gates. When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!" James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven.
What did you think I said?"
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:39 PM
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Default Re: Bin Laden at the pearly gates.

Lol...I'm offended...lol
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:39 PM
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Sorry if this offends anyone but I thought it was funny as hell.



Osama bin Laden at the Pearly Gates. When Osama bin Laden died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!" James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven.
What did you think I said?"
lol
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:42 PM
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Lol...I'm offended...lol
Lol you would be offended. Lol
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:45 PM
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Lol you would be offended. Lol
you should have put "clinton, beware" in your thread title if you knew that already
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:50 PM
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Default Re: Bin Laden at the pearly gates.

Lol found another one.

* Upon his death, Osama bin Laden finds himself at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. His thoughts of the 72 virgins awaiting him inside the gates are interrupted by the appearence of 72 men led by George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, Patrick Henry and John Marshall.
* Osama bin Laden, swurprised to see the men, blurts out, "Where are the 72 virgins Allah promised me?" George Washington, speaking for the group replies, "You got the wrong message, sir. Your welcoming committee to escort you straight to Hell is 72 Virginians, not Virgins.
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:54 PM
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Lol found another one.

* Upon his death, Osama bin Laden finds himself at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. His thoughts of the 72 virgins awaiting him inside the gates are interrupted by the appearence of 72 men led by George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, Patrick Henry and John Marshall.
* Osama bin Laden, swurprised to see the men, blurts out, "Where are the 72 virgins Allah promised me?" George Washington, speaking for the group replies, "You got the wrong message, sir. Your welcoming committee to escort you straight to Hell is 72 Virginians, not Virgins.
I prefer your first one
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Old 05-05-2011, 06:03 PM
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Those are awesome.
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Old 05-11-2011, 07:35 PM
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Default Re: Bin Laden at the pearly gates.

That's awesome!!!
Its about time that jackarse got what he deserved.
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Old 05-11-2011, 08:28 PM
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Osama thought he would get 72 virgins, instead he got 72 STURGEONS! HAHAHAHHAA
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Old 05-15-2011, 08:10 AM
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Default Re: Bin Laden at the pearly gates.

I bought this shirt this weekend at the dover race.
This thread made it perfect item to share
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