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Old 12-31-2009, 10:42 AM
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Try telling your mother about it that might be helpfull, that is if she has not already divorced him for cheating.

you could always get a fake HIV test and tell your family you have aids even though you dont.

no offense but your life sounds like a bad country music song.
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Old 12-31-2009, 02:37 PM
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"First night in jail with Charlie?" I'm glad all of this is GONE! (where's the end of thread button?)
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Old 01-01-2010, 09:24 AM
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wow, that sucks, life goes on!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-04-2010, 07:51 AM
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obviously its a joke, he posted it in the "off topic laugh factory" section
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Old 01-06-2010, 02:08 AM
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that thar some guud tunes!

jokes older than dirt but its funny to see the people who haven't seen its reaction.
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Old 01-18-2010, 05:17 AM
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haha.....jesus christ.
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Old 01-20-2010, 11:24 AM
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I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off FRF and start swingin on him?

or

Pack my stuff and be on my way.


I will post some pics soon.
Is this a joke or... did you not know that she was HIS wife first... Dating your mom never works out man

(I really hope you were joking )

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Old 05-17-2010, 12:36 AM
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hahahaha. old joke is old.
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Old 05-17-2010, 12:39 AM
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icwutudidthur

hahahaha. old joke is old.
LOL, you tell em babe.
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Old 07-07-2010, 12:38 PM
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man straight up....this sounds like a porno............. but that sukd if u really liked the girl... me im M.O.B.......
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:33 PM
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Old! haha but still funny, just because of the people who haven't heard it!
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:33 PM
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M.O B. Men On Boy's ?
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Old 09-23-2010, 02:43 PM
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Default Re: Caught my dad with my gf... wtf do i do? So messed up... caught red-handed.

Yeah what would M.O.B stand for? machine090767 might have got it mixed up. Lawl
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Old 09-23-2010, 03:08 PM
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I know a kid who has M.O.B. tattoo
I asked what it meant..he said " Money Over Bitches"
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Old 09-24-2010, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Superlifted06FX4 View Post
I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off FRF and start swingin on him?

or

Pack my stuff and be on my way.


I will post some pics soon.
I'd pack my Shit and leave
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