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Old 04-14-2011, 02:19 PM
99rangerguy 99rangerguy is offline
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Default Three guys..

Three guys walk into a bar.
One guy thinks he has the worlds smallest head. The other thinks he has the worlds smallest arm. And the third guy thinks he has the worlds smallest penis.
They all decide to check the records out, and go to Guiness Book Of World Records studio to see if they are right.
The guy with the smallest head has the record. The guy with smallest arm has the record. The guy with the smallest penis doesn't get the record, and says "WHO THE F$@# is Justin Beiber?" lmao.
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Old 04-14-2011, 02:28 PM
Wiscy Wiscy is offline
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lol!
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Old 04-14-2011, 02:31 PM
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Haha
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Old 04-17-2011, 04:55 PM
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Default Re: Three guys..

3 guys are sitting in a bar & arguing who has the ugliest wife. They give the bartender $50.00 a piece to hold for the bet & go out to see who has the ugliest. The first guy goes in the house & beats on the cellar door. He yells to his wife to come up. She asks if she should put on the paper bag. He says hell no, I don't want to f--k you, I want to show you off.
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